Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML
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Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML
Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes and cups from the family dinner last night and put them away. When my wife saw, she had a mini OCD breakdown and yelled at me because the cups weren't lined up with each other with the handles aligned and the flower pictures facing out left. FML
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, while having sex I realized two things. First, I can't remember the last time my boyfriend gave me an orgasm, and secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML
Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14
Hopefully your penis is properly symmetrical.
heythereyouu_fml 4
Well then, make it "properly symmetrical".(:
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Comments (77)
adelephant_fml 12
As unfortunate as you feel that you didn't get to do it, she's far worse off having to try and live with this disorder. Maybe count yourself lucky and try to be more supportive OP?
N8Diggity 1
It's your fault for dating an extremely OCD chick... FYL
TenWastdBunnies 3
hahahaha omg thats priceless.
Doortje 30
Tell her her **** aren't symmetrical either and that she just has to deal with it.
Baytheshark 14
No then she gets a boob job... Hmm, that could be a good Idea...
ImmenseCabbage 0
Are you really using your girlfriend's disorder to try to make us feel bad for you? If she can't even be in a room without it looking a certain way, she has it a lot worse than you, because she won't have sex with you.
TheNewGuy03 29
The FML is that it's affecting him as well. Little do people know, there are two people in a relationship... |the kid|
hellokatie8 5
You didn't get to have sex because the room wasn't symmetrical,therefore, pick another room, I'm sure there is another room in the house to get frisky in that she won't find fault in. Or, get a Diffrent girlfriend if sex is so important to you , obviously your views don't match up.
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
Well, it's a serious thing, she can't control it!!
desireev 18
How old are you?
carlosantana0219 2
Does she not know that her breasts probably aren't symmetrical?
MehYourFace 0
I'm waiting for a Death the Kid comment... Just accept the fact she has OCD, she is your girlfriend... you are supposed to accept each other's faults.
crypticundead 4
I was waiting for one too, but unfortunately no one made a joke about it..
NullPointer 20
I used to take no as an answer, then I took an arrow to the knee.