Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
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Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML
Today, my ex messaged me on Facebook, wanting to be friends with benefits. I’m married now, and he just found out his wife is expecting. She discovered the messages, and I’m now the “home wrecker.” FML
Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML
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Top comments
klol101 11
Take a screenshot of that, spread it around and show the world what a douchebag he is....
Steve95401 49
What a douchebag!
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Comments (92)
Adam_Power58 16
Insensitive from him.FYL OP
klol101 11
Take a screenshot of that, spread it around and show the world what a douchebag he is....
christian1509 21
He probably won't care since his fiancée is actually okay with it
gobiteme2 34
He would be okay with it since your doing the work for him. Some kinky person would probably act on it.
militarybrat 21
Why? Why shame someone for their sexual preferences? Not everyone is one boy/one girl you know.
muhshizzld 12
lol
cheezter 15
I'm sure you feel pretty awesome about yourself, honestly.
fookin_sheeit 8
HELL YEAH WHAT ARE YALL TALKING ABOUT DO THAT SHIT
HotFrosty 14
This isn't a ****. Peoples feelings are involved.
artistswife 19
Just makes you think "how did I put up with him so long, dumb ass". "Thank god he is not my problem anymore"
braysdada24 4
Well are you? Haha jk
elcee1987 18
To be fair, it's not the worst idea if he was good in bed. You have the double benefit of getting some while also possibly making his fiancée feel a little insecure about the relationship.
hoosierholla 17
Why would she want his fiancé to feel insecure??
militarybrat 21
And if it was his fiancées idea? Why are people so rigid in sexuality? Seriously...
cosmicdancer84 7
Just take it as a compliment and move on.
Asinger06 1
Just block the number. Don't even bother with a reply.