Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML
Today, my ex messaged me on Facebook, wanting to be friends with benefits. I’m married now, and he just found out his wife is expecting. She discovered the messages, and I’m now the “home wrecker.” FML
Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML
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klol101 11
Take a screenshot of that, spread it around and show the world what a douchebag he is....
Steve95401 49
What a douchebag!
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Comments (92)
LexiRae2 1
Ha that actually happened to me recently too... I just said I was flattered but no thank you
LuneeTune 15
which is what OP should have done too. I'm not even sure why they thought this was an "FML" moment.
militarybrat 21
Well? Are you?
militarybrat 21
Guess because im a swinger my sexuality is a bit more fluid than most. I would have done it if sexually attracted to the ex and his partner.
Ih8teenageangst 20
ydi for being so hot
Mynxie 26
If his current fiancée knew who he was asking to join them, she is just as ****** up as him.
militarybrat 21
So people are ****** up because they dont subscribe to societal norms? We dont judge you for wanting to stay in a monogamous relationship why judge us? Does it harm you? No.
gorgeous_vixen95 12
It's the fact it is his ex that he hasn't talked to in over a year, no one cares if they are swingers and no one cares if they wanna **** random people together, that's not the point. The ****** up part is that he asked his ex-girlfriend to have a threesome, obviously he either still has feelings for her, wants to sleep with her again before he gets hitched, or she may be better in bed than his fiancé. And the fact his new fiancé is okay with him asking her is just not okay. If he was to ask anyone else, then it wouldn't have been as bad
gorgeous_vixen95 12
You should've told him yes and then hired some really nasty/scary looking chick or a tranny to go meet up with them just to freak them out a little bit lol or is that too far?
techiejames 8
I hope you replied, "Hell, no!".
Kiylo 4
What an ass!! smh
1known_fml 8
You should have said yes, teased him a lot and left before anything happened preferably at an expensive restaurant before the end of the meal.
Goblin182 27
Maybe the ex and his GF have decided to try 3somes and the GF decided it would be safer to start with someone he has already been with and broke up with than someone new. Still, a dick move after a year of no communication to out of the blue send that text. There has to be a better way.
Bragi 12
Go for it, OP! Go in and homewreck that s**t!