Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML
Today, my ex messaged me on Facebook, wanting to be friends with benefits. I’m married now, and he just found out his wife is expecting. She discovered the messages, and I’m now the “home wrecker.” FML
Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML
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Top comments
klol101 11
Take a screenshot of that, spread it around and show the world what a douchebag he is....
Steve95401 49
What a douchebag!
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Comments (92)
miss_fluffybutt 17
Ah, so he's a member of the Du Shebag family?
Richard6036 13
A real looser of the highest caliber, boy I can't imagine how he treated you when you dated him
MariaGiovanni 25
I wonder if she knew about his proposition? and if so what's wrong with her too? "sure honey let's **** your ex" Sounds like they both have some issues
Skycop_S 23
I moderated this! I'm glad it got posted. Anyways, screenshot it and send it to his mom.
militarybrat 21
Why? Why is it his moms business who and how he has sex?
Skycop_S 23
Joke. J-O-K-E. Defined as something said or done to provoke laughter and/or amusement. -_-
SexyCheeksIzKool 15
Well, did you do it?
Halfass 8
WHAT A DICK MOVE.
gilligan_isle 6
Silver lining: you were obviously good in bed if he decided you were the person he wanted to ask.
DanCastellaneta 17
It takes some balls of motherfucking steel for your ex to say something like that.
SorryThisIsSam 10
He's a douche
yniguez09 14
Well you must be flattered!