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Work is a 4-letter word
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The return of the thumb
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The Mixer
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50 favorites
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

3%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

33%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

12%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tkoester / Saturday 29 August 2015 04:29 / United States - Fairfield

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MyBallsForSaleOnEbay - / Friday 21 August 2015 15:25 / Malta - Naxxar

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By [email protected] / Saturday 3 January 2009 08:38 / France

Today, I spent an hour trying to sleep before work, but I couldn't because my two dogs wouldn't stop barking. Completely pissed off, I finally went and told the little fuck nuggets to shut the shit up. I was then immediately knocked unconscious by the burglar in my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it