Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML
Today, my ex messaged me on Facebook, wanting to be friends with benefits. I’m married now, and he just found out his wife is expecting. She discovered the messages, and I’m now the “home wrecker.” FML
Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML
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klol101 11
Take a screenshot of that, spread it around and show the world what a douchebag he is....
Steve95401 49
What a douchebag!
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Comments (92)
tomvertigo 17
it's the thought that counts?
ellyhan 11
I hope to God you said no.
HotFrosty 14
This is how this works: "Heck yeah! I'm just going to need to buy some sexy stuff first. Give me your credit card." Run up credit card. Never speak to him again.
Jesmassimo 21
What a ******* prick
Mr_Swazi 11
I feel for you
Tannasgh 22
Well?
tlnorman 18
Clearly you're better off OP. I'd be counting my blessings that someone like that wasn't in my life anymore. Good luck.
o76923 8
Crazy as it sounds, there are actually some relationship experts that recommend exactly that for trying threesomes. It's someone that you already know about sexual compatability and there isn't danger of falling back in love with them since you know that didn't work.
ohSNAPyall 27
What a skin-crawling creep.
TripleDallas123 15
Now if OP was a guy, we know what he would've said.
hoosierholla 17
Um actually no we don't.