Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, my parents love my girlfriend so much more than me that they actually convinced her that she deserves someone better than me. Then when she broke up with me, they started introducing her to better guys, including my cousin, guys from church, and one of my mum's employees. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML
Today, my parents are so in love with my ex, they still think it’s my fault she felt unloved enough to cheat with another man. They constantly try to convince me to take her back and become stepdad to the child she conceived with the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Ouch. That's harsh of your parents to say it, but maybe they have a point?
burninfate 0
**** them
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Comments (89)
Shinygirlnz 1
Your parents said that? You must've been a really crappy beef.
jem12 0
your ex girlfriend is weird for still hanging out with your parents
ijenah 0
aw sorry op! what asshole parents
lblikk 0
damn that's harsh
jaded_gal 0
**** that **** AND your stupid shitty parents. tell em' all to **** off. she is a bitch for influencing your parents against you and they are total pieces of shit for taking sides with her! (assuming your not an ass in the extreme) you deserve better, time to move on, from ALL of them. FYL......
Damn_God_It 0
Wow, you or your parents must be of poor quality to have them like your ex better. Look at yourself, then see who's fault it is.
OceanMinded 0
**** them dude. everything happens for a reason
LoXx_fml 2
YDI because if three of the people that know you better than anyone else all agree that you aren't good enough, you probably aren't.
Big_halla 0
Really... F-ing parents... They should know that she's an ex in the first place and they need to stay where they belong... In the past
driftability 0
You should take there advice and move on. I'm sure they have a valid point to the failure of the relationship, no need to dwell.