Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me an email that read, "How to lose 25lbs". I was eating a large slice of pie when I opened the email. FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he sees me I'm alone, I'm pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML
Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
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spursunited 19
I guess we know why he's an ex
megs925 16
You should send him one back reading "how to **** off"
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Comments (120)
jDCrackpot 7
Don't worry OP- you lost over a hundred pounds of useless fat when you broke up with him anyway. ;)
Bzu123 8
**** the the guy eat more pie
Sheepies123 6
Maybe he is worried about weight, being overweight is very unhealthy and maybe he is just looking out for you.
askullnamedbilly 33
He's her ex and he sent her an article about losing weight. He's not concerned about her health, he's a spiteful asshole who's trying to make her feel terrible about her body. Also, you have no way of knowing if OP is overweight.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Just as you have no idea if OP is actually at a healthy weight or not... Just as we have no idea if the ex was being a dick or not. Maybe OP is a gigantic bitch, maybe they're an angel. The point is with the amount of info given, we can't judge one way or the other. Unfortunately there is a "victim" mentality that goes along with being the OP, and the FML community generally sides with the poster without having proof one way or the other about who deserved what.
Sheepies123 6
You don't know that she is not overweight.
AJXDGaming 13
You should send him one that says "How to get a bigger dick"
Badkarma4u 17
What if he's hung?
igg125 30
How thoughtful of him.
FabulousToaster 16
Find one of those "how to enlarge your penis in 5 easy steps!" articles with a URL like 'wowee.com/how-to-enlarge-microdick.html' or something (I don't think that website exists but whatever) and send the link to him. If he responds with another fat-link, send more! And make sure to give him updates on how you had the first ****** in 3 years or something. Fight fire with savagery, girl!
Badkarma4u 17
That only works if the guy has a small dick. Or if hes insecure about it. If a guy knows hes good down there OP will. just look stupid. Like he points out her shortcoming and she has to fabricate some in him
worldclassrager 41
Was that the rest of the pie you got pulled over for?
jrapp 8
YDI. Don't be fat then
takeittoem 8
Be thankful you're no longer dating a man who is a total asshole.
Tigerman9 3
send him one back saying "how to grow your dick 4 inches in 7 days"