Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
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Today, I had a Chinese test. Our teacher decided to wait until yesterday to tell us about it because she "knew" we wouldn't study anyway and she didn't want to stress us out. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, the feedback my teacher wrote on my English assignment was so horrible that it took me half an hour and help from both my parents to decipher it. It turned out to be a scathing criticism of my "poor communication skills". I hate my teachers. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
Today, I had an oral English exam to present in front of three teachers. Halfway through, I completely lost my voice. They failed me because they thought I was trying to play a prank. FML
Today, I received a terrible grade for an essay I worked really hard on. I had two friends, one being an English major, check it over. However, apparently I "clearly didn't use spellcheck" on this essay just like the last one I submitted to her. FML
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
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greeneyedgoalie7 0
I think she may be mocking you
iAccidentally 8
You dun goof'd
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Comments (155)
nightDREAMERms 6
You really do need to study. Once you have, you can talk however the hell you want to, as your teacher has clearly demonstrated.
Itsalltoomuch 0
My english teacher would always talk like that too. If we talked like that, she would freak out.
Hisfav1 6
Clearly she was mocking you. YDI
satph 12
LOL that's irony for you :)
rubberduckie94 13
talking in an accent is something most people can turn on and off. we live in the south and my kids speech teacher has a thick accent when ypu are tak lkomg to her, but when she is working with the kids her speach is impeccable
sjerkins 0
IF your teacher did say that you should of went off about how she shouldn't be teaching .
FakeDoor 3
Well actually "ain't" is a perfectly fine example of a colloquial contraction - it is not 'bad' English. Instead, it is just a use of the language in an informal, conversational manner. There is no "fml" here.
lostinalaska 5
... Ain't is actually a word, short for "are not," so it actually works. Well, for the first one, at least. "You are not going to pass this class." The second maybe not. But it might be less mocking and more accent. In fact, it's entirely possible it wasn't intended to be mocking at all.
MisUnFortunate 31
"Ain't" is actually short for "am not," sorry.
zomgbies 17
Ain't IS a word, and sadly it IS IN THE dictionary.
zomgbies 17
fun fact. ain't is a valid word.