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By hayleyalexis422 - 30/01/2017 16:04 - France - Paris

Today, my trainer thought it would be funny to do some reverse role play. I have to work with him every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 211

You deserved it 120

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By Bryan - 30/09/2020 17:01 - United States

Today, I was working out with my trainer. A question popped up in my mind, so I asked if she had to deal with fat people a lot. She then responded, "I'm working with you, aren't I?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 522

You deserved it 1 431

By Cristie - 30/09/2011 05:01 - Canada

Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 432

You deserved it 3 519

By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 05:04 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 815

You deserved it 4 952

By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 306

You deserved it 7 930

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 327

You deserved it 4 390

Six weeks for nowt

By Dezzmond68 - 15/09/2016 20:26 - Canada - Aylmer

Today, I got in trouble at work because the person whom I trained, and had done everything correctly with no mistakes, and said he was comfortable being on his own when I asked, was screwing it all up over the course of 6 weeks. When I asked him, he said, "I think my way is better than yours." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 972

You deserved it 885

Annoying and creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, my coworker insisted there must be an underlying, romantic reason for why I spend so much time teaching him everything, and that I didn't mean it when I told him that's what I'm paid to do. I'm actually supposed to train this guy for three weeks. Two more weeks to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 289

You deserved it 2 782

Good boy

By TrainedBF - 12/09/2009 12:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 731

You deserved it 47 079

The movie of my life

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 05:02

Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 853

You deserved it 125

Trading places

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 917

You deserved it 116

Kristoffer 35

Monday 30 January 2017 21:26

There's no picture.

ThatOnePolarBear 13

Monday 30 January 2017 20:52

The picture doesn't even load for me.

Comments

Alan 54

Monday 30 January 2017 16:06

Captioned by hayleyalexis422. Well done!

mattyiscool123 26

Wednesday 1 February 2017 2:09

I like how a staff member has negative votes

cuz803 44

Saturday 4 February 2017 15:34

Not so well done when nothing has been captioned ;(

OrchidKitten 21

Monday 30 January 2017 20:43

Anyone else getting the same picture that's 2 pictures down?

ThatOnePolarBear 13

Monday 30 January 2017 20:52

The picture doesn't even load for me.

Chadica 17

Monday 30 January 2017 21:23

It doesnt for me either

Triangle6757 9

Saturday 4 February 2017 15:58

Yes.

Kristoffer 35

Monday 30 January 2017 21:26

There's no picture.

thatnewgirl 16

Monday 30 January 2017 22:14

am i the only one unable to see a pic?

Ambrily 27

Monday 30 January 2017 23:02

No, you're not. No pics for me either.

Roxas_hearts 27

Monday 30 January 2017 22:56

I prefer to work with a blank canvas as well.

Catdragon 40

Monday 30 January 2017 23:17

Today, we were learning how to take a bite out of crime. I didn't think they meant it literally. FML.

J352SAURUS 30

Tuesday 31 January 2017 0:40

"I agree, well spotted"? There's nothing to spot!

cuz803 44

Saturday 4 February 2017 5:48

What's there to spot? THERE'S NO CAPTION DAMNIT

mush4brains 3

Thursday 9 February 2017 18:33

Today, It was my first day on the job of under-cover work! My partner couldn't catch the perp, though! Fml

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Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 553

You deserved it 243

Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML

I agree, your life sucks 241

You deserved it 700

The Top

Today, the man I love showed me the ring he's going to give to the woman that he loves. Who is someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 981

You deserved it 362

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 812

You deserved it 6 809

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 673

You deserved it 3 452

Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. i swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML

I agree, your life sucks 536

You deserved it 198

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 519

You deserved it 945

Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 301

You deserved it 3 417