By hayleyalexis422 - France - Paris Here's this week's FML Photo Today, my trainer thought it would be funny to do some reverse role play. I have to work with him every day. FML I agree, your life sucks 3188 You deserved it 112 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SunBed - 11/5/2020 17:00 Soaked Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML I agree, your life sucks 1625 You deserved it 93 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lizzie - United States Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML I agree, your life sucks 31564 You deserved it 9534 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 43_clothespins_later - United States - Richmond Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 40575 You deserved it 7873 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sleepingonthetoilet - United States - Birmingham Don't let the bedbugs bite! Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 4141 You deserved it 359 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By justplainsad - United States Today, I finally figured out that when a man says "Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then" more than once, he really means "I don't really want to see you again. I didn't think you'd actually USE my number." FML I agree, your life sucks 13271 You deserved it 33887 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bacular - United Kingdom Today, I started a new job, it was going well until I was asked to stand up and be introduced to a company director. I had a hard on. FML I agree, your life sucks 21009 You deserved it 5896 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Spudzy - Australia - Gold Coast Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML I agree, your life sucks 9403 You deserved it 44703 197 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - France Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML I agree, your life sucks 9518 You deserved it 25652 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unlucky neighbors - China - Shanghai Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML I agree, your life sucks 45213 You deserved it 3353 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hannahnator - 2/12/2020 07:04 - United States - Racine Hellworld Today, it's the first day of our 2-week quarantine. Today, my 3 year-old also discovered Blippi. FML I agree, your life sucks 653 You deserved it 127 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AtLeastIGetOvertime - United Kingdom - Glasgow Today, I asked my supervisor if I could take a week off next month to go visit family. He laughed and said, "That's funny, I've put you down for extra time that week, so you can cover my shifts while I go to Spain!" FML I agree, your life sucks 1782 You deserved it 158 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Sun Prairie Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML I agree, your life sucks 48619 You deserved it 3095 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Shuttie - Denmark - Odense Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML I agree, your life sucks 15545 You deserved it 43463 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ALLALA - Canada Today, my husband and I were watching TV. An info-mercial came on for a diamond cross necklace that had the lord's prayer engraved inside of it. As the commercial ended I said, "who in their right mind would actually buy that?" Turns out, my husband would, for our anniversary. FML I agree, your life sucks 49823 You deserved it 24315 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By seriouslysinglenomingle - United States - Crystal Lake Today, I realized that I can recognize each member of my disgusting family by the sound and smell of their farts. I can’t wait to move out. FML I agree, your life sucks 3328 You deserved it 362 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Bromley Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML I agree, your life sucks 26963 You deserved it 2739 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Joe - United States Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML I agree, your life sucks 34612 You deserved it 22317 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Pensacola Today, I got dragged into playing doubles tennis. It was me and my wife against her parents. I wound up hitting the ball too hard. My mother-in-law, who has the reaction times of a comatose turtle, got nailed. Everyone's convinced I did it on purpose because of our mutual hatred of each other. FML I agree, your life sucks 26160 You deserved it 2397 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NeedTea - United States Today i stopped at Starbucks to get a tea before work and was surprised that there wasn't a line. As i was leaving the automatic door closed knocking my out of my hand. I headed back in only to discover a huge line had formed and they made me pay for the replacement that their door spilled. FML I agree, your life sucks 1891 You deserved it 714 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AnnoyedWoman - United Kingdom - Southampton Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML I agree, your life sucks 49327 You deserved it 5570 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Saint Louis Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML I agree, your life sucks 31551 You deserved it 2703 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By honeynuggetviolin Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 49827 You deserved it 5714 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ramis182 - United States - Auburn Today, I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains, multiple scratches, and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML I agree, your life sucks 35915 You deserved it 10173 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - United States - Tallahassee Loud and long Today, I'm stuck with sleeping in the same room as my mother. The problem? Her snores are extremely loud and a full minute long. I'm not kidding, I timed it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1758 You deserved it 130 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kurochrome - United States Today, after spending over $1000 on plane tickets, I'm visiting my family for the first time in five years. Two hours after I arrived, everyone is screaming at each other and taking their rage out on me. They still ask why I never visit. FML I agree, your life sucks 34938 You deserved it 3499 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, it's the 8th day in a row that my mother-in-law has made me drink laxative tea. I still haven't pooped yet and I'm terrified of what's to come. FML I agree, your life sucks 7356 You deserved it 627 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jcdc - United States - Georgetown Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML I agree, your life sucks 24343 You deserved it 8766 195 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tyguy3000 - United States Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML I agree, your life sucks 2082 You deserved it 2905 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TheCrossingChick - United States Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML I agree, your life sucks 14622 You deserved it 28778 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States TMI Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML I agree, your life sucks 50266 You deserved it 4716 194 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BurnedDown - United Kingdom - Bridlington Today, I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with my husband, so I set up some Halloween torches to create a wild ambiance. Unfortunately our dickhead neighbours saw the glow, didn't remember that fire tends to give off smoke, and called the fire department on us. FML I agree, your life sucks 39345 You deserved it 7727 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By frustrated - Australia Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML I agree, your life sucks 23487 You deserved it 2577 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotSoFunnyNow Today, I tried to get a funny reaction from my dogs with a fart, like I saw in a YouTube video. I shat my pants and the dogs didn't even notice. FML I agree, your life sucks 1090 You deserved it 3854 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By idiots - United States - Fort Worth Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML I agree, your life sucks 42010 You deserved it 2758 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nearly a crazy lady - United Kingdom Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML I agree, your life sucks 43287 You deserved it 3222 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Roger Quimble Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1796 You deserved it 225 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML I agree, your life sucks 15120 You deserved it 40986 158 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By c-mack - United States Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML I agree, your life sucks 24620 You deserved it 46919 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was at volleyball tryouts when I accidentally spiked the ball into the fire alarm. The fire fighters did not look happy when they found out what had happened. So much for being on the team. FML I agree, your life sucks 25360 You deserved it 3685 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By James - United States Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML I agree, your life sucks 28099 You deserved it 5167 197 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kristoffer | 34 #7401495 - Monday 30 January 2017 21:26 There's no picture. Send a private message 57 2 Reply
By ThatOnePolarBear | 13 #7401463 - Monday 30 January 2017 20:52 The picture doesn't even load for me. Send a private message 27 0 Reply
By Alan | 51 #7401298 - Monday 30 January 2017 16:06 Captioned by hayleyalexis422. Well done! Send a private message Reply
Reply mattyiscool123 | 26 #7402366 - Wednesday 1 February 2017 2:09 I like how a staff member has negative votes Send a private message 2 0 Reply
Reply cuz803 | 31 #7404391 - Saturday 4 February 2017 15:34 Not so well done when nothing has been captioned ;( Send a private message 3 0 Reply
By OrchidKitten | 21 #7401457 - Monday 30 January 2017 20:43 Anyone else getting the same picture that's 2 pictures down? Send a private message 2 0 Reply
Reply ThatOnePolarBear | 13 #7401463 - Monday 30 January 2017 20:52 The picture doesn't even load for me. Send a private message 27 0 Reply
Reply Triangle6757 | 9 #7404406 - Saturday 4 February 2017 15:58 Yes. Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By Kristoffer | 34 #7401495 - Monday 30 January 2017 21:26 There's no picture. Send a private message 57 2 Reply
By thatnewgirl | 16 #7401530 - Monday 30 January 2017 22:14 am i the only one unable to see a pic? Send a private message 7 1 Reply
Reply Ambrily | 27 #7401550 - Monday 30 January 2017 23:02 No, you're not. No pics for me either. Send a private message 4 0 Reply
By Roxas_hearts | 27 #7401548 - Monday 30 January 2017 22:56 I prefer to work with a blank canvas as well. Send a private message 19 1 Reply
By Catdragon | 40 #7401560 - Monday 30 January 2017 23:17 Today, we were learning how to take a bite out of crime. I didn't think they meant it literally. FML. Send a private message 1 3 Reply
By J352SAURUS | 30 #7401607 - Tuesday 31 January 2017 0:40 "I agree, well spotted"? There's nothing to spot! Send a private message 11 1 Reply
By cuz803 | 31 #7404161 - Saturday 4 February 2017 5:48 What's there to spot? THERE'S NO CAPTION DAMNIT Send a private message 2 0 Reply
By mush4brains | 2 #7407417 - Thursday 9 February 2017 18:33 Today, It was my first day on the job of under-cover work! My partner couldn't catch the perp, though! Fml Send a private message 0 1 Reply
Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML I agree, your life sucks 617 You deserved it 182 2 Comments
Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so... I agree, your life sucks 1080 You deserved it 168 11 Comments