Intimacy: Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool...

By nothanks - 01/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 23:54 - Belgium - Gent

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By sharee - 19/12/2015 20:51 - United States - Providence

Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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TheEpicFoo 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

creepers gonna creep.

Shootamonkey3 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:06

You must have some nice ****.

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mk58 31

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:05

He just wanted to see if they were as gushy as he thought they were. Geeeeez.

mostyn 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:11

YDI for having breasts...

CaptainPickles72 18

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:11

Well since it was a pool party he might have been grabbing them for floatation devices.

SexyNicole1310 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:18

If your father-in-law can touch them can I touch them too?

skaterpaige 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:37

ur pic disturbes me a little bit..................

PhillJFry 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:50

we know that's not a self portrait. your probably the 38 year old creeper living in your moms basement

fluffymario 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:02

hey what's your name

imcheerish 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:19

so ur fathers a prev

zeta24 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:26

just stick wit ur husband/bf/whatever and make sure he sees next time

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:32

Who's your daddy? Yeah, it's him.

EG14_fml 8

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:38

what a creeper. when it comes to that stuff you cant be nice. tell him to back off!

ballerr45 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:39

umm creeper muchh?.

Tears_2_Roses 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:28

hii :D can i get ur # i wanna talk to u :) ill tell u a lil bout myself

pickles1994 18

Monday 2 May 2011 4:08

why would she want your number..

ballerr45 0

Monday 2 May 2011 13:02

message mee

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:39

Um? If it's the fourth time, why didn't you say something the second time it happened?

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