By nothanks - 01/05/2011 14:30 - United States

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Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML
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howslife123 0

check your bathroom for video cameras

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fruitschinpo 0

lol. dontcha think there shud be a "sucks to be you" button ? nefore we get a button like that , FYL for having a creep father in law

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CateXOX 0

"Sucks to be you" is pretty much the same as "**** your life", don't you think?

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FFML_314 11

He was thinking that making "random" suggestions would shy away from the fact that he's a moron. OR he was thinking something exciting would happen. Like DocBastard would emerge from his coffin and bless him with his infamy. He's probably into bondage and chicken *******. What do I know though, right?

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mcintosh123 15

He wants to know the difference between fake and real.

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cindayy77 0

This reminds me of when I went to a wave pool, it was in a water park and I went with my cousin, there was this older stranger, and he was right next to me, and he kept touching my boob... it was creepy no doubt

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cindayy77 0

and he kept looking and smiling at me, he was also talking to me...

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wisericky 12

hey, your that girl from the wave pool... good times.

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Predental 5

step away from the pedo

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CitrusGirl 0

That sucks but you will get no sympathy from the fml community- if you don't believe me check the thumbing

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Linux_fml 0

no he didn't, he was trying to swim far away!

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Predental 5

reminds me of Herbert from family guy!

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meg238f 0

How? She is not a young boy. This is nothing like Herbert.

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wisericky 12

grab his dick and show him how it feels. im sure he will understand.

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slynoble32 11

shes gonna show him how her hand feels on his dik

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nerdytacos 3

he'd probably like that Lol

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nerdytacos 3

he'd probably like that Lol

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MuchDance90s 0

that's the joke, tards

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AMAZINashleigh 6

Hey, its been a while. Give him a break!

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AMAZINashleigh 6

Ummmm no. Hahahah.

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please_shoot_me 0

Hey Ashleigh, it's been awhile for me too. can I have a shot with yours :S

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perdix 29

You shouldn't wear a bikini top that says "CAN BE USED AS FLOTATION DEVICES." It confuses old people.

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FFML_314 11

I don't think it was the shirt. You can never rely on an old mans vision. I'm sure it was the smell of spit and tramp coming from her body. Seems to give people the wrong impression.

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perdix 29

"spit and tramp?" Only you, FFML_314, could come up with such a turn of a phrase. It's good to see you back. I've missed you.

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