Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, my mom is pissed and grounded me when I didn’t show girlish, squealing enthusiasm when she went out and came home with a dog; a big dog. I hate dogs, there is no creature I despise more than dogs. I prefer spiders to dogs, and she knows this. FML
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TransitionCovert 6
F the dogs life
decko44 7
Parenting fail.
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Comments (92)
DreaKnoxville13 0
Aww poor dog
bubo_fml 11
Send your Mother a subtle message...Offer her some chocolate...
ilovebigtimerush 0
Your mom seems really stupid. It's common sense that dogs can't eat chocolate and it's her fault for not knowing.
RandomIFAF 3
Since my sister knows pretty much everything about dogs, I know that a dog doesn't die from eating a little chocolate. It takes a lot of chocolate and the dog dies because it get's fat and the heart fails..
Okayitwasme 0
You didn't just say that and think that was right? Right? You do know better right??! You are on a computer and have access to the Internet .....right and can look up stuff about dogs....right? Next time don't comment until you do!
alaskankat 0
That sucks.
totreaper 0
Hey beavis, your mom is stupid
Okayitwasme 0
You guys don't deserve a dog! Don't breed!
bandkids4life 0
Your mom is a total and complete BAKA!!!
beamicheleme 0
Some dogs can have chocolate. Not all dogs have a reaction to it.
Bad1z 13
all dogs shouldn't eat chocolate, it just depends on how much Theobromine is in it that determines how much is lethal and how big of a dog it is
hateevryone 15
it's not your fault. her dumbass should've known.