Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
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Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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almost_there44 26
If you get grounded for something that mundane, I wonder what would happen if you do something like breaking curfew. Your mom should probably be taking discipline lessons from you.
Killswitchknot 20
Why would you get grounded for yelling at a dog? I couldn't imagine what the punishment would be for disciplining it
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Comments (24)
Shinara101 14
Wow Cap, did Tony turn into Iron Dog?
dietcoke09 25
YDI don't yell at poor puppers
LordVaper 14
Grounded, like in "no going out"? My kids would love that...
bkwusa 15
It sounds like your mom says "Language!" a lot to you or other people. As such she probably saw you yelling at the dog barking as an insult at her and grounded you for insulting her indirectly.
creditless 14
if it's any consolation, I think ur pretty damn funny lol
KaleTheVane 7
What the **** even is this comment lmao
MulticoloredSlug 18
It ain't that easy, you egg.
KrystalKruspe 4
Your mom sounds like the sort of infectious human waste that makes this entire world suck harder, especially the immediate radius around her.
HDR 19
This is definitely my mother. So unfortunate that you have the misfortune of having this human being in your life
Chancezing 3
Your mom sounds like a hard-ass