By DjeePee - 07/03/2012 10:28 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 573
You deserved it 6 418

DjeePee tells us more.

A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.

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At least he didn't shit..

He's just thoroughly marking his territory.


At least he didn't shit..

If u sont like it then dnt piss in the shower next time. Y u do it and then conplain about it jeez.

15 ... Your name could not be more wrong... It was her bf and thats disgusting.

learn to read fucktard.

danv79_fml 0

obviously, bighugebrains, the name does not imply the person writing the comments.....

zingline89 18

DjeePee, if you had been wearing your trademark gas mask this wouldn't have been a problem

But it's so hard to wash your face properly with that gas mask on :( mean I shouldn't shit in the tub?

I just realized that the OP was DjeePee. ...I want to see one of Doc's FMLs.

afunnyterdcody 5

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queen_awks 16

How mature.

I think I'll go throw a rock at my boyfriend. BAHAHAHAH.

2- you know who cares? NO ONE!! Haha

I thought 2s comment was funny. So screw all y'all! Thumbs down son

afunnyterdcody 5

Thanks bro

starman02 12

Ah! Awful! I would have been so grossed out!

Redoxx_fml 22

Some people like that sort of thing

jab7769 8

Why it cures athletes foot and other fungal infections. And if u dont believe me google it.

starman02 12

It may cure some things, and no I won't google it I'll.. Take your word for it.. But the fact still remains.. She was standing in someone else's piss..

I believe you, Jab. But my foot was not infected, so...

medic11b 0

Why wouldn't you google it? He told you to google it, I don't get why you wouldn't google it.

medic11b 0

Sorry that was meant for 35, my bad.

Oh my god the OP commented back! I have been waiting for this day for so long :')

Nothing like a golden shower to start the day!!

stewartdolan 0

Your picture is legit

He's just thoroughly marking his territory.

KiddNYC1O 20


chickenflem 8

Cuz nothing says I love you like soaking them in your piss

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Your feet must smell lovely.

That's so gross, stop taking shower with him if he's gonna be so immature everytime.

You've got a lot to learn =/

My husband does that to me all the time. It's not hurting anything since urine is sterile. And it's not like you can't just wash it right off. Damn, so many girls these days have a stick up their ass.

@49 It's not because you are okay with getting pissed on that everyone else has to.

808Boyo 4

-MissRoxiie- You're hot...

desireev 17

51- Nobody is saying that you have to be okay with it. We're just saying that it's alot more common than you're thinking it is. And, literally, it's not as 'gross' or 'disgusting' as you're making it to be. It's sterile. Yes, the thought of urine is slightly disturbing to someone who doesn't know much about it. (I know, that does sound weird!) But, honestly, it's not that 'gross' at all! I promise! :)

You don't have to shower with him, u can shower with me;);)

Your wierd! Gross definetely!!!!

Peeing in the shower is not immature. Yes it is gross but why would he step out of the shower just to piss? It gets the floor all wet. It drains away, well in OP's case it didn't, and you wash yourself in the shower anyway. Just about everyone does it. Get over it.

Drives me crazy when people say urine is sterile. Urine is only sterile to the person it's coming out of.

You are in a damn shower! Peeing will do nothing to you. Some people are dumb *****.

112- I wish I could thumb down your comment more. Urine is sterile while still warm. As soon as it has time to sit and cool down it gathers bacteria. It doesn't matter whose urine it is; it comes out sterile.

Aim for the drain!

AkshaySauce 5

It's hard to aim when I'm doing meatswings.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Thats pretty disgusting.