Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Today, my dog has very watery diarrhea. I laid down paper towels to soak it up, and went to get sanitary wipes for the rest of it. When I came back, my dog had dragged the paper towels up onto the sand coloured loveseat. Sand coloured no longer. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
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flea_of_death 23
Why not let her outside? O.o
Keevarou 17
At least the shit did not hot the fan? Now to something less lame, you did what you could, and to try and cover the walls too would not be on everyone's mind. you just had a stroke of bad luck, and hey. Cleaning up the walls are probably better than the carpets, and easier
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Comments (116)
JhovannyA 7
Expect the unexpected my friend. Sorry for your walls lol
cobalttanker 14
I've heard there's a great place to put pets sometimes... It's called outside in the ******* yard!!! If your dog sprayed your ducking walls, it's your own damn fault!
graceinsheepwear 34
It was the kitchen walls, not the ducking walls. Quack you, autocorrect!
hplover32 19
why confine your dog in the kitchen? why not outside or in a room NOT used for cooking your food.
RedPillSucks 33
The kitchen is probably the only uncarpeted room in the house.
lagrimae 9
oh man, that's ruff. I have dogs too, & one of them had explosives diarrhea when I first woke up in the morning right next to my feet.
sarahhanlen 11
Well that sure is a shitty situation
Xotoolyxo 16
Why not just take the poor dog outside !?
caden_bro 9
OP may live in an apartment. With diarrhea, you can't keep taking it in and out. If the dog was really old, too, it may not be good to leave it out in the cold.
Zebediabolical 45
It's like i always said. Any idiot can pee on the floor. But it takes a real genius to shit on the ceiling. Looks like the dog is well on the way to genius!
alycion 39
Fair warning, doggie diapers make a bigger mess. My old girl before she passed would get stomach bugs. It was too cold to let her hang outside like she preferred when it happened and her aim was off with the pee pads, so we tried diapers. It just acted as a wall for the shit to project off of from the hole. Fortunately, my floors are all hard, but it still sucked to clean.
ebelal 5
Why wouldn't you just take the dog outside? It'd be a lot easier
alycion 39
If it's like Dief use to get, getting then outside is next to impossible. It always took a day or so for antibiotics to kick in, and depending on weather and housing, leaving a dog out until it gets better is not always an option. Sometimes you just have to come up with creative ways to deal when this happens. Pet ownership is one of the biggest reasons I went with hard floors. Not just for accidents, but muddy paws too. And it's why I invested in a shark steamer. Pets are like kids in that they always get sick at the worst times possible. But op should call the vet. There are meds and temp diet changes that can make this episode a lot shorter.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
You got a smart one don't you?