Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Today, my dog has very watery diarrhea. I laid down paper towels to soak it up, and went to get sanitary wipes for the rest of it. When I came back, my dog had dragged the paper towels up onto the sand coloured loveseat. Sand coloured no longer. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
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flea_of_death 23
Why not let her outside? O.o
Keevarou 17
At least the shit did not hot the fan? Now to something less lame, you did what you could, and to try and cover the walls too would not be on everyone's mind. you just had a stroke of bad luck, and hey. Cleaning up the walls are probably better than the carpets, and easier
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Comments (116)
2_Fn_funny 6
that's pretty shitty...well not pretty...that's just shit.
JMichael 26
I do not envy you OP.
suckceed 17
Why the hell does the Western world keep animals in the bloody kitchen????
andrealovvve 17
I would've put the dog outside
OhhhMaryy 12
Instead of worrying about how hard it it's so clean up the mess take him to the vet!!!! Smh
caden_bro 9
How do you know OP didn't? The dog's still sick after the Vet's check-up.
worldclassrager 41
Ever think of having the dog outside? That should illuminate all problems...just watch your step...
MissNicMcNic 4
Illuminate? Eliminate, right? Unless it's poop that glows. That would be awful, and yet also pretty cool.
patd77 12
Wow that sucks
jillian2296 11
why wouldnt you put her outside?
andean 6
They told me that having a dog is the shit, but somehow I don't think yours is doing it right. :)
Angeuh_fml 21
That's a good dog she knew you'll need to clean the floor she just wanted to avoid you the mess ^^