Kids: Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another...

By me - 13/01/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

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By deargodwhy - 04/09/2020 10:03

Today, my 12-year-old daughter was suspended from school for doing a book report on 50 Shades of Grey. FML

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By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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By Kulcha - 13/02/2009 11:07 - Australia

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 18:47 - United Kingdom - Barry

Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML

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By bully slayer - 12/12/2018 10:00 - Philippines - Pasay City

Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML

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By unknown - 15/09/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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Rough school

By strayking - 24/05/2021 17:01

Today, my daughter admitted that she doesn’t have any friends at her elementary school. When I asked her why, she said it was because whenever she talks to any of the other kids, she gets punched in the face. FML

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Student becomes the master

By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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Whack-a-Mole

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 02:01

Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML

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Evil will always win

By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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Thursday 13 January 2011 23:07

I love your kid, lol.

Sockmonkey_Ninja 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 23:02

haha gangster daughter. as long as she isn't mugging other kids of their milk cartons she'll prolly grow out of her violent stage.

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ghbetuehe 0

Friday 14 January 2011 0:51

She must have gone all bad-ass on the other kid's face

sharpe15 0

Friday 14 January 2011 1:10

I voted that your life sucks purely out of the awesomeness of this and that's the closest to a "yes" button.

DF004 0

Friday 14 January 2011 1:19

dat little girl is down as ****

trappedinthevoid 0

Friday 14 January 2011 1:20

your daughter sounds like a mini version of my ex.

Wazilla 0

Friday 14 January 2011 1:31

I wanna shkae your duaghters hand lol

Sekococo 0

Friday 14 January 2011 1:32

Wicked perdix you never seize to amaze me

ThreeDaysGrace1 0

Friday 14 January 2011 1:58

Parenting. You're doing it right.

alisanicole 0

Friday 14 January 2011 2:37

i think that's how my kids gunman beh lol;

waterboy14 7

Friday 14 January 2011 3:01

That is so amazing.... That other b****. probably deserved it!^^

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Friday 14 January 2011 3:11

I don't think she likes Green Eggs and Ham...

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Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML

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