By me - 13/01/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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Sockmonkey_Ninja 0

haha gangster daughter. as long as she isn't mugging other kids of their milk cartons she'll prolly grow out of her violent stage.

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Bosia 0

No, no, it had to be "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Black-and-Blue Fish". I bet it was the hardcover version, too… kids are getting more evil by the decade!

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InBetweenDreams 0

Dr. Seuss is the greatest. :D And hey, at least your daughter isn't a wuss. :)

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Calyx_fml 21

The other kid deserved a beating. She was probably one of those horrible star bellied sneeches.

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forgotten_addict 1

OP's daughter might have older siblings that are teaching the violence not the parent... just saying. Ha and your daughter is a badass lol reminds me of myself a little bit... (:

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chele2382 5

Very true, but who taught the older kids to be violent?? It all comes full circle and goes directly back to the parent.

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setheroni 4

Not necessarily... Public schools are full of violence nowadays! As well as the media! I mean sure the parent could do a better job monitoring what the child does but it only helps so much

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Barette_fml 7

When I was 3 I got in trouble for trying to strangle another kid after she stole my toy.

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FMLforALL 0

3 is a lot younger than 5 or 6. Those two years of development teaches young children a lot.

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imlovedrunkjw 0

When I was 5 I got in huge trouble for biting this girl in my class. In my defense, it was Halloween and I was dressed up as a vampire Lol

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furburger 0

The other kid had it coming when he/she said, "I ******* hate books that are full of rhymes and shit."

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Brotallicus 0

Oh words can't hurt eh? bamm sucka! hahaha that's awesome.

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