Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
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Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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Crickmasta 0
I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL
EmbalmingTheatre 0
That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow
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Bautista_fml 0
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
kdaddy 0
dude dont worry about it: its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog if you know what i mean. i think you should worry more about your daughter seeing penises at age 7.
tia73 0
it's definitely about size!! who do you think you're fooling??
nellybelle 0
did you question your daughter on how she saw the penis in the first place? =p lol i felt sorry for you
daviedubbs 0
hahahahaha oh man that made me laugh hahaha well done sir.
Shahrez88 0
Its not abut the size of the bone its how well u burry it....getting me bro ;)
Taolan 23
I feel for you man. At least you can take solace in the fact it was a cold shower... it was cold, right?
sunkissed_hotty 0
HA! that memory will hunt her for the rest of her life... please if her and Dylan get married bring that up at the wedding
tia73 0
i was about to tell you you're wrong, but it still kills me to know I've seen my dads several times. then again that could be because each time was in the..I'm not gona continue coz then it'd sound like a kinky rape situation...
cjberthy 0
Dude that sucks. But dont worry about it, she's 7 and probably doesn't even know what it is. And besides, all kids see each others genitals, so its completely normal.
mister_moops 0
maybe dylan's just packin'.
looking_glass 0
Wooooooow! Not about the penis, but the fact that your daughter has seen DYLANS penis!