Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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Crickmasta 0
I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL
EmbalmingTheatre 0
That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow
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Comments (232)
accidentprone3 4
Now..... Who is Dylan? Maybe he and your 7 year old daughter should not hang around each other. I'm older than her and have nor seen one!
egorus 0
Am I the only one who thinks it is really awkward that a 7 year has seen a PEEENIS
amathis2312 0
is no one else distrubed by the fact she walked in on her father and instead of walking out or him turning around she enough time to comment on the size of his junk?!?!
stonedfishies 10
LMFAO. You should ask Dylan what's going on down there.
pwnman 33
How can they be the same age?
Migole 36
How is everyone freaking out about a 7 year-old that has seen a penis?? It's actually pretty normal for kindergarteners to be interested in what the other gender has down there and they usually show it to each other and sometimes touch or play with it. Not in a sexual way as we see it. But as a natural stage of childhood. My mum has been a kindergartener for about 30 years now and she says it's perfectly normal and even necessary for building up a heathly personality. It's just that many can't remember they did those things at a really young age.
mkcherry 14
when i was 4 or 5 me and the kids my mom babysat all went in the backyard to compare penis sizes. I'm a girl but didn't know at the time that men and women had different genitals so I was really upset that I didn't have a penis, the boys also wouldn't let me play with me anymore because mine was missing. Im sure my parents would be horrified to know thats when I saw my first penis but it was totally innocent, kids are curious about their bodies and the differences between their bodies and their peers so I wouldn't worry about it too much.
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
haha baby penis
zachthegaut 10
She was probably talking about Dylan Sprouse
ViviMage 40
The penis shrinks when it is cold. Maybe that is why!