Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in saying "Thats an expensive bed." FML
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tehslack
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I am so convinced all of these FML's are written by high school bitches.
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Mifflicious
| 18
I bet she's glad that she isn't your girlfriend too..!
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andrewzzz
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lol thy sucks
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sleepyman
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lol ydi for being unbalanced
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arandomboy
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fail
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tweetbaby14
| 17
why is this an fml? because your father cares about the bed?
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piinkbunnii
| 1
Were you and your boyfriend nude, when you fell off??
If not, I truly fail to see the FML!!!
And yet again, I honestly want a "Suck it up pussy" button!!!
If not, I truly fail to see the FML!!!
And yet again, I honestly want a "Suck it up pussy" button!!!
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maliger
| 0
Sex nubs these days...
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seanreddog
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Ohhhhhhhh Canada... Well at least you have an expensive bed! That means there won't be any sqeaking right?
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JoshDub
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threesome?
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cincin75
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Nowadays every body gets sex except me. FML.
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seanreddog
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34 I know how you feel...
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seelefire
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you should be happy your father didn't kill your boyfriend OP
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seelefire
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btw 22 I would sign a petition for the suck it up pussy button
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gawddddd
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Me too! It is needed(x
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cincin75
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36 how pity u r not a girl. U would be good one. :(
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cmac86
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34 and me!
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RachelTheLoser
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hahahahaha wowwww.. maybe he was just in shock? "Uhhhh... Ummmm... Th-Th-Thats an expensive bed.." *slams door and runs*
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JupiterIcicle
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he obviously just bought the bed, and thought you were jumping on it. Turns out you were jumping on the bed, just with something in between you and the bed.
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the101dan
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Whoever pointed out that she was in Canada = smart. Canadians are way different than normal people. OP would've probably rathered that her dad raged on her bf instead of taking the obviously calm, surprised route. Why? I don't know. I'm not Canadian...
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DonkeyDelight
| 0
So?
The majority of people on earth have sex, including your father. Unless you were adopted.
The majority of people on earth have sex, including your father. Unless you were adopted.
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gogo_speedracer
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Uhmm yeah I have to agree this isn'e an FML.. Now it would be an FML if your dad asked to join.. Haha SICK.
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Nzmonk3y
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lol fail
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nicolebenaa
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actually your 3rd. and idgi
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Tikwichka
| 5
It is worded quite poorly: 'my father walked in the door'.
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Devolver
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Yeah, be careful with your bed, too much sex broke mine D:
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Look_A_Sloth
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Fucking slut
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autumn16
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haha I don't get how yu lost yer balance.. what a clutz and yer dad is the SHIZ ha
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esines
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How bowt yu tawk lyk a norml persun dum ass
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smiley_ily
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it's okay. well how would you lose balance so easily. ? and maybe it was expensive
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airjavier1982
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how do u lose balance? im glad ur not my girlfriend because i sleep with the best and u sound like a sex noob lol YDI
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Mifflicious
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I bet she's glad that she isn't your girlfriend too..!
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esines
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Nice job trying to sound like a badass sex machine to a group of strangers there stud.
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so_unlucky89765
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fail
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WYlacrossegirl7
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hahahahaa woww. :)
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Raider889
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not all teens are pro's at sex
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wilkshire13
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clearly but they should all take lessons :D
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
take...lessons?
I thought you could just...wing it...
I thought you could just...wing it...
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Notjustanother1
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you should try backing up so you don't have to break your neck in the picture