By EmbarrassedDaughter - 23/05/2010 07:27 - Canada

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Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in saying "Thats an expensive bed." FML
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Mifflicious 18
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I bet she's glad that she isn't your girlfriend too..!

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tehslack 5

I am so convinced all of these FML's are written by high school bitches.

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sleepyman 0
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lol ydi for being unbalanced

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lizzilla8297 2

hi

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JupiterIcicle 1
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WTF, creeper loser. and true

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JupiterIcicle 1
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#2 keeps changing... wtf

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tweetbaby14 18

why is this an fml? because your father cares about the bed?

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piinkbunnii 1
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Were you and your boyfriend nude, when you fell off?? If not, I truly fail to see the FML!!! And yet again, I honestly want a "Suck it up pussy" button!!!

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maliger 0

Sex nubs these days...

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seanreddog 4
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Ohhhhhhhh Canada... Well at least you have an expensive bed! That means there won't be any sqeaking right?

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cincin75 0
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Nowadays every body gets sex except me. FML.

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seanreddog 4
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34 I know how you feel...

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seelefire 0
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you should be happy your father didn't kill your boyfriend OP

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seelefire 0
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btw 22 I would sign a petition for the suck it up pussy button

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gawddddd 3

Me too! It is needed(x

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cincin75 0
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36 how pity u r not a girl. U would be good one. :(

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RachelTheLoser 0

hahahahaha wowwww.. maybe he was just in shock? "Uhhhh... Ummmm... Th-Th-Thats an expensive bed.." *slams door and runs*

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JupiterIcicle 1
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he obviously just bought the bed, and thought you were jumping on it. Turns out you were jumping on the bed, just with something in between you and the bed.

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the101dan 0
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Whoever pointed out that she was in Canada = smart. Canadians are way different than normal people. OP would've probably rathered that her dad raged on her bf instead of taking the obviously calm, surprised route. Why? I don't know. I'm not Canadian...

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DonkeyDelight 0
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So? The majority of people on earth have sex, including your father. Unless you were adopted.

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gogo_speedracer 0
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Uhmm yeah I have to agree this isn'e an FML.. Now it would be an FML if your dad asked to join.. Haha SICK.

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nicolebenaa 0

actually your 3rd. and idgi

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Tikwichka 5

It is worded quite poorly: 'my father walked in the door'.

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Devolver 0
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Yeah, be careful with your bed, too much sex broke mine D:

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Look_A_Sloth 11
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Fucking slut

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autumn16 0

haha I don't get how yu lost yer balance.. what a clutz and yer dad is the SHIZ ha

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esines 9
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How bowt yu tawk lyk a norml persun dum ass

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smiley_ily 0

it's okay. well how would you lose balance so easily. ? and maybe it was expensive

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airjavier1982 0
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how do u lose balance? im glad ur not my girlfriend because i sleep with the best and u sound like a sex noob lol YDI

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Mifflicious 18
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I bet she's glad that she isn't your girlfriend too..!

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esines 9
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Nice job trying to sound like a badass sex machine to a group of strangers there stud.

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so_unlucky89765 4

fail

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WYlacrossegirl7 0

hahahahaa woww. :)

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Raider889 0

not all teens are pro's at sex

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wilkshire13 0
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clearly but they should all take lessons :D

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Ali_Br_fml 33

take...lessons? I thought you could just...wing it...

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Notjustanother1 0

you should try backing up so you don't have to break your neck in the picture

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