baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
No-Sleep Nellie
Waterloo, United States
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
crazydaughter
Egypt
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Pipe down!
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate vacuuming at 7 a.m. I was annoyed because I had stayed up late, but then I realized she was vacuuming in the kitchen… at 7 a.m. because the broom "wasn't powerful enough." I gave her the benefit of the doubt until she started vacuuming my bedroom floor while I was still in bed. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
So so close to clean
Warren, United States
Proper job
Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML
joey
Zapped
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
w_t_f
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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McDonaldsworker 4
I hope OP is alright, I think god is doing just fine.
Lythiaren 8
Oh god, I hope you're alright.
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Comments (107)
MedChew 19
Obvious choice, I choose "I agree, your life sucks"
MotherHen88 4
Don't lose your hair over it.
titzenpitzer 9
it's awesome to see your daughter is totally into pranking. I wonder how old she is...and be happy she didn't put the vacuumcleaner onto your mouth lol
RedPillSucks 33
I hope you can pull off the Cyndi Lauper look.
aaaannnnaaaa 8
I don't really get it?! Haha :/
laurenobrien 4
You dumb af
goddamniluvme 0
Can u say "dumb"?
laurenobrien 4
Right lol what's not to get
laurenobrien 4
I would put my kid up for adoption if they did that
laurenobrien 4
I know right
OMFGsav 1
It's sucking my will to live maaan!
Axipiter 24
Thank you I Hug Cats. I, the grammar Nazi, was freaking out wondering how a vacuum fits inside a hair.
grapeschicka4 0
If you had lice they are gone.
HighGTurn 12
Time to open a big can of whoopass