baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
No-Sleep Nellie
Waterloo, United States
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
crazydaughter
Egypt
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Pipe down!
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate vacuuming at 7 a.m. I was annoyed because I had stayed up late, but then I realized she was vacuuming in the kitchen… at 7 a.m. because the broom "wasn't powerful enough." I gave her the benefit of the doubt until she started vacuuming my bedroom floor while I was still in bed. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
So so close to clean
Warren, United States
Proper job
Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML
joey
Zapped
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
w_t_f
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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McDonaldsworker 4
I hope OP is alright, I think god is doing just fine.
Lythiaren 8
Oh god, I hope you're alright.
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Comments (107)
FloTimmyKO 0
Did anyone else think of Wayne's World immediately after reading this?
goddamniluvme 0
I woulda whooped some ass!!! ( who am I bullshittin, I can barely yell at my daughter, then again she don't do stupid shit like that....)
FML_accounT123 5
Don't you mean she put your hair in the vacuum? Lol
phatdaddy62 23
Beat on the brat, Beat on the brat, Beat on the brat with a baseball bat, oh yea . . .
StephanyTheSheep_fml 4
I would've gotten smacked for that -_-
DrNuggetcase 3
Hahahaha I'm sorry, but visualizing this FML in my head is just too funny. Hope you'rr alright though! And if your daughter's young Im sure you both will look back on this and laugh someday.
DV1980 6
Future jackass!
lilrocker90 10
April fools!!!
amir445 1
Do you still have your hairs??;p
False_Stupidity 42
I used to have a full head of hair, then I took a vacuum to the head. (i'm sorry, but someone had to do it)