Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
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perdix 31
Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.
spikey818 9
tell her to imagine a better boyfriend
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Comments (80)
fml_as_usual 0
my guess is that Crazy didnt just mysteriously show up in your gene pool with your daughter, so the question is, what level of batshit crazy are You?
Emilyroxx 3
:'( I'm showing imaginary sympathy.
lovelyliz916 5
What if your daughter's imaginary BF is the demon from Paranormal Activity??
HeaRTs_Girl 0
#48 and #63: WIN. OP: What the hell kind of drugs is that girl using? ...And where can I get some? XD But really, imaginary friend at five, cute. At sixteen, creepy. Turn that friend into a boyfriend, downright disturbing. Get her help, that is not normal adolescent behavior.
darkmis1 18
Is your daughter named Meg?
lori_lovee 0
Lmfao. wow'
some_shit 0
on the plus side... an imaginary bf could never give her STDs or get her pregnant so if anything u should encourage this behavior =)
rawrcookiemonste 5
I agree with #41
simoneog09 0
are you Lois griffin? o.O
tbonea1990 0
good luck with that and just ***** her out for boys or girls ur choice and someone is bound to like her