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my guess is that Crazy didnt just mysteriously show up in your gene pool with your daughter, so the question is, what level of batshit crazy are You?
What if your daughter's imaginary BF is the demon from Paranormal Activity??
Is your daughter named Meg?
I agree with #41
are you Lois griffin? o.O
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Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.
tell her to imagine a better boyfriend