Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, my 19-year-old daughter got a haircut. When I asked her if she tipped the hairdresser, she looked at me in horror and asked, "You’re supposed to tip hairdressers?" FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
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babyblueyes 27
Well he's gonna be surprised where else they grow hair if THAT shocks him...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Yeah and girls don't poo either...
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Comments (118)
Guru_Gal 12
That's one... "smart" cookie....
fmlfantom 8
You really need to inform your child more about the opposite sex have a good long talk with him it will help :)
guci101 14
At first I thought the end was going to be about her cutting herself. I am glad it was just about a bit of ignorance.
WeskersSexslave 15
you're sons an immature little **** LOL goodluck being a parent!
BrookRae 19
your*
anniefml 1
C'mon!!!
Taurus_ChicKa 36
I hope he isn't having sex with anyone...he's too immature/dumb to be in an intimate relationship. And I'm sure he isn't smart enough to use birth control.
amifaiyaz 12
Is he the same guy who said pubic hair is unnatural on girls to his gf?
kayteakay 26
This is on par with men thinking that women don't have hair on their mons pubis. Ridiculous.
Roland97 4
Good that's good. I'm glad he thinks that way. It means he never seen a girl with armpit hair. I envy this lad.
thedictator_fml 12
wtf?
courtz94 24
I almost feel sorry for him. He needs a reality check.