By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 16:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today my daughter asked me to do her a huge favor : undergo a liposuction transplantation where my fat would be sucked out then put into her butt and thighs. Apparently, I am the fattest DNA match to her, lessening the risk of her rejecting the transplant. FML
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Tripartita 44

"I get my rockin' bod from my mom." "Yeah, genetics are pretty cool." "You misunderstand me…"

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coolmike699 26

Is she paying for it? If someone wanted some of my fat, they could have it as long as I didn't have to pay anything. That's a win for both of us.

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crookedtiles 9

does anyone else think having your mother's fat inside of you is really weird and creepy?

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Koatai 20

You do know you were made inside your (biologically speaking) mother right? So how is having part of her in you weird when you literally came out of her?

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shellzy 20

...you need to have a serious conversation with your daughter about how transplants work. And, you know, tact.

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ReineRien 5

How is that a FML ? Free lipo? And i get to make incredible puns after that? "she gets her thighs from me" / "my kid is, in my heart, and i'm , literally, in her butt" ... that's a life goal!

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peachykeen93 17

Oh, give her time, she'll get her own eventually.

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I_Am_The_Cold 19

Maybe if she did some squats and felt the burn a few days a week, she'd have a healthy butt with some rockin' thighs. Nobody likes a skinny girl with huge thighs, everyone likes proportion.

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DoomedGemini 37

You do realize some girls probably have that body type right? Some women have a larger waist some women have a larger chest. People come in different shapes and sizes and that's 100% okay

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kashers 11

Hey! Kill two birds with one stone!

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I've been trying to get rid of that useless fat for years. And now it's asked me to undergo liposuction for it.

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Birdie27 11

Working out adds muscle. if she wants fat, take her to McDonalds 5 times a day.

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Cagara_fml 10

Wait, are you Marla singer's mom?

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bnasty206 7

why does marla singer have anything to do with this

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izzajaneful 24

Because her mother gave her the fat removed from her liposuctions to put into Marla's body.

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tumtum888 12

Your daughter needs to do more research into this type of thing. They usually use your own fat, not someone else's. They just tell you to put on about 10 lbs of so

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