By Anonymous - 20/4/2020 14:00

The Candidate

Today, my sister-in-law announced she would like me to be her surrogate, so that her body doesn't look like a stretched wobbly mess after childbirth. Apparently, I'm a perfect candidate, as "we won't see a difference." FML
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By  Gradask  |  9

IF this is the only reason why she wouldn't want to go through pregnancy, she is very shallow and has problem that needs to be dealt with before she get any kids. Being a mother isnt easy nor pretty and you wont have time to keep your self "perfectly beauty" constantly.

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By  Gradask  |  9

IF this is the only reason why she wouldn't want to go through pregnancy, she is very shallow and has problem that needs to be dealt with before she get any kids. Being a mother isnt easy nor pretty and you wont have time to keep your self "perfectly beauty" constantly.

By  Zekfen  |  17

Agree to, go through the process of getting the egg implanted. Go get an abortion and tell her you changed your mind because you didn’t want to bring another bitch like her in the world.

By  icalledhisname  |  9

This is ignorant in every way. I had a baby, gained 50 lbs, lost it in a year. I have the same body I had before. No stretch marks, boobs went back to normal, no flabby skin. You can’t tell I was ever pregnant. If people eat healthy and exercise right, their bodies can go back to normal. Yes, some bodies do not go back to normal. But a lot do, with healthy habits. Sounds like a good idea that she doesn’t have a baby if she’s that scared of something that might not even happen to her body. It shows she might be a crappy mother to care about something so superficial.

By  jbuckets_404  |  38

Just tell her "No, thanks" out of concern that her child might be born as a "stretched-out wobbly mess," too. Or else charge her up-front $50,000 for your surrogacy services. I'm sure she'll "jump" on the latter.

By  mekiswrite  |  19

I don't know if this is the way it works... can you hire a surrogate just because you don't want to be pregnant or experience the physical downsides of pregnancy?