Miscellaneous: Today, my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up....

By stubblebutt - 13/11/2009 12:17 - Australia

Today, my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up. Apparently my mother decided to show him to my room anyway. When the door swung open, I happened to be butt naked in front of the mirror, trying to pick out an ingrown hair on my bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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Tinder surprise

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 04:00

Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML

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By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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Friday 13 November 2009 21:02

Please tell me this wasn't a first date.. cause if you are concerned with an ingrown hair on your ass for a first date, you have issues.

DJ_Grim 0

Friday 13 November 2009 21:17

You should have just looked at them and said with a straight face "Well, can you help?".

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sincerelyautumn 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 7:44

Haha, this is awesome. great start to the date, for sure!

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 8:36

You should have just said, "Perfect timing! You can go now, Mom."

cmac86 23

Saturday 14 November 2009 9:27

I agree with #73- if I said that to my parents my ass would be as red as mars and be somewhere over the Atlantic on an attempt to slap it to Iran. btw, op: if you're shaven up front, thin, and cute, he shouldn't mind. if he did mind, you don't need to mess with him as he is gay.

blastvortex 3

Saturday 14 November 2009 9:43

Pah. Your mom's a real winner. I hope your date appreciated the view in all it's pimply-looking glory.

gargoyle666 5

Saturday 14 November 2009 13:00

If I was the date I'd have helped you with the hair. Proper gent, I am. (Butt sex would follow.)

Fluffy_homan 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 14:51

fyl for having a hairy ass... but I'm pretty impressed you can poise yourself perfectly enough to look backwards at the mirror and precisely pick out an ingrown on your bootay :-) kudos to you