By stubblebutt - 13/11/2009 12:17 - Australia

Today, my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up. Apparently my mother decided to show him to my room anyway. When the door swung open, I happened to be butt naked in front of the mirror, trying to pick out an ingrown hair on my bum. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0

Please tell me this wasn't a first date.. cause if you are concerned with an ingrown hair on your ass for a first date, you have issues.

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DJ_Grim 0

You should have just looked at them and said with a straight face "Well, can you help?".

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allmidnighteyes 10

http://www.lamebook.com/butt-seriously-folks umm yeahh

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doodeedoo_fml 0

Oh man....that totally sucks. Sorry! Now you know to lock the door when you do that kind of thing next time! And now your mom knows to knock before she opens the door! Silly mom!

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Susaluda 0

Wow this is one of the best FMLs I've ever read!

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iBou_fml 4

YDI, for not locking the door while ur doing such things as that-.-

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beaten_rhianna 0

Didn't you hear their voice making their way to your room.Gives you plenty of time to cover up. Srry but this one is hard to believe

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muffinsareyummy 1

so he saw you naked on the first date? lol.

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clairdnj 0

who shaves their ass????

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StaticDown 0

I don't... but ingrown hairs are the ones that really poke at your skin so you need to get them out so it stops hurting... and that's what she was trying to do... Maybe it gives her a bad itch and she wanted to avoid it on the date

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