Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
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Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
Today, I walked to school in - 5°C degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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Xinxinix 0
Same thing happened to me with my dad. Except it was a Saturday, and I was freaking out because I thoguht it was Friday, so then he drove me to school. And dropped me off, it was freezing. But, still, sorry to hear your dad did kinda the same :D
DickJokes 0
Your dad is AWESOME! i so am doing that to my kids when i get some.
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Comments (145)
circayouandme 0
Yer dad is pretty funny!
frezy4 0
you melodramatic bitch, how can you call this an "epic fml". learn to take a joke, ur dads pretty funny.
Vamprite 0
That is AMAZING cant wait to pull that crap on my kids
TheOrpheus 0
lol. that sucks
uberleet567 0
lol I'd love if my dad did that to me just think of how happy you were when you realized you could go back home and crawl into bed its like the opposite of the saying "the higher you are, the further you fall"
mushroomcloud 0
LMAO! You're dad is HILARIOUS!
vedamonster 0
thats so ****** up...but so great. hahahaha
Vonnick 0
I'd do that to my kid. For the lulz.
az09erjet 0
Hilarious on the dad....get him back by setting his clock an hour or more early so when he sets his alarm for work he actually goes to work super early. Dads have routines he most likely wont even think twice if he sees a different time somewhere else. lol
naiveprophet 15
ahahaha I love your dad. and I would definitely appreciate the humor if my dad did that to me. so what if you didn't get to sleep in?