Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
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Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
Today, I walked to school in - 5°C degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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Xinxinix 0
Same thing happened to me with my dad. Except it was a Saturday, and I was freaking out because I thoguht it was Friday, so then he drove me to school. And dropped me off, it was freezing. But, still, sorry to hear your dad did kinda the same :D
DickJokes 0
Your dad is AWESOME! i so am doing that to my kids when i get some.
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tech_guy 0
I have to admit that, yes, as much as that did suck for you, your father is the man.
berii 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'll have to pull that one out someday when I have children...
Dannie_fml 0
I had a snowday today too =D VISIT MY PROFILE <3 = D peace
jessalyn 0
hahahahahaha thhat sucks.
casanova_fml 0
lol. thats a fail why? if you didnt realize that it was a snow day....thats your issue. tho, at the point you realize that its a joke...response is...ok, so, where you taking me for breakfast? it also entitles you to screw with him a little.
meganski 0
haha that sucks, something my dad would totally do as well lol also, I <3 the zing master lmao
rlykewl 0
omg #1 thats horrible
danijoy 0
this is the funniest thing i have ever heard
dickinabox 0
That is terrible but funny. Good effort on his part.
rhsjr7 3
If that happened to me.. I think I'd laugh hardest, but I'd also enter planning stages ;)