Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
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Dave_Davington
| 33
That sounds like a most foal experience. Still, at least your nightmare is over. Hopefully there'll be niegh more of this kind of horseshit from your father from now on.
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RichardPencil
| 28
Didn’t you ever learn “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth?”
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Dave_Davington
| 33
That sounds like a most foal experience. Still, at least your nightmare is over. Hopefully there'll be niegh more of this kind of horseshit from your father from now on.
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EmDizzle2007
| 28
good work. let's see if it makes comment of the week.
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RichardPencil
| 28
Didn’t you ever learn “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth?”
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seasonedtoast
| 19
Why the long face?
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Glowworm56
| 25
This is one of those cases where wild horses could indeed drag you away.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
You need to eat horse meat. It'll give you the strength to overcome your fear once you know how delicious they are.
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gracefulmonk
| 8
You could have said "neigh" about going to the ranch. Colt-n't he have guessed that you weren't wanting to horse around?
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tonyfan00
| 38
Well if you tanned yourself too much you might have looked like a carrot...
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siggy_mcsigx
| 22
I thought it was common knowledge that horses sense when people are afraid of them and become more likely to attack
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
The better question is did you bite your dad?
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Ifuckedthefeartu
| 30
They could tell you were scared shitless