Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML
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Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML
Today, I hung up the phone and went to tell my dad that I’d finished switching all the utilities into my name. Then I remembered I was switching them into my name because of his death. FML
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
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Top comments
dontlookman 20
Tell your dad he'll meet his favorite character soon enough if he doesn't turn it back on.
Eliseopwns 22
Denial is a preliminary stage of grief, my friend. Hang tight for the long ride.
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Comments (231)
yaypeppermint 4
Seems a bit over dramatic given the character...
xswitch74 17
Poor Noah :'(
ouijacorn 9
That is expert level rage quitting, there.
Guesty2000 6
who died cause I am all caught up, is he still sad over beths death :( I almost cried when that happened but he is being petty tbh
Guesty2000 6
wait wtf noah dies I live in Britain so I get the waling dead a day late, its on tonight in England ahhhhhh
WATERMALONE 15
Just because Everybody Ate Chris.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Congratulations on being the 12th person to make that joke after it was on Talking Dead.
thecman25 14
im glad he died
Caroline_Grace_ 20
I mean, it IS The Walking Dead... that show must be taken seriously
joserack11 4
I'm guessing your dad is black considering the guy who died was black???
ItaliaBrownEyez 7
If his favorite character was one of those who died in last night's episode, you have other problems than the lack of cable.