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By jfields2474 - 16/03/2015 04:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML

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By Bloop - 14/05/2016 00:58 - United States - Ayer

Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML

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By Howdoiwatchpoliticsnow - 29/05/2016 20:06 - United States - Newton

Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML

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By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

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By kel - 08/11/2013 23:50 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2012 05:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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By Obsessed - 30/01/2010 20:54 - United States

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 17:00 - France

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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dontlookman 20

Monday 16 March 2015 16:51

Tell your dad he'll meet his favorite character soon enough if he doesn't turn it back on.

Eliseopwns 22

Monday 16 March 2015 16:50

Denial is a preliminary stage of grief, my friend. Hang tight for the long ride.

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SofiaML 11

Monday 16 March 2015 19:42

I love his dedication

MisterE101 9

Monday 16 March 2015 19:47

First world problems... haha I'm 21 and have never had cable and I survived!

Miscellanonymous 8

Monday 16 March 2015 19:55

was that character noah?

AshOfPalletTown 12

Monday 16 March 2015 19:59

Everbody Ate Chris

jmoul18 12

Monday 16 March 2015 20:05

So Noah?

Sasha_94 13

Monday 16 March 2015 20:10

Game of Thrones gets me that way sometimes too.

redneckpunk 14

Monday 16 March 2015 20:12

Oh come on! He was only on for a season!

ayyy_bro 26

Monday 16 March 2015 20:15

Hey that was a heartbreaking ******* moment for Glenn, let him grieve!

zack1717 10

Monday 16 March 2015 20:16

Hahah NOAH

twerking_riggs 22

Monday 16 March 2015 20:16

his favorite character was Noah?

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