Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML
Today, I hung up the phone and went to tell my dad that I’d finished switching all the utilities into my name. Then I remembered I was switching them into my name because of his death. FML
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
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Top comments
dontlookman 20
Tell your dad he'll meet his favorite character soon enough if he doesn't turn it back on.
Eliseopwns 22
Denial is a preliminary stage of grief, my friend. Hang tight for the long ride.
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Comments (231)
ItaliaBrownEyez 7
If his favorite character was one of those who died in last night's episode, you have other problems than the lack of cable.
denden_mushi 11
I'm a season behind, but I want to know who died. Is it like the comics? Did it involve a hammer?
bab3ruthl3ss 16
No, they're not quite there yet. They're about in the early 80s, story wise. It was Noah. They've been following the comics really closely the past several episodes though, besides changing some lines & actions to different characters.
someguyhere 12
Read a book.
DUBSTEPER98 15
Nnnnnnooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyy
thankyoukindly 3
i do not blame your dad. many people will prob do that when daryl dies :(
Anderson164 4
If Noah was his favorite I feel bad for you because he sucked and deserved to die for killing off two of my favorite characters. I could see why if it was Tyreese.
Summoner_T3L 15
An appropriate response from him,OP. Off topic what does the "j" in your name stand for? It is extremely close to my name which caught my attention.
FieryMite 4
Really, Noah? I loved him but he wasn't my favorite
Smeghead26 9
Everybody ate Chris?
meskbolts 3
We all loved Noah