Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML
Today, I hung up the phone and went to tell my dad that I’d finished switching all the utilities into my name. Then I remembered I was switching them into my name because of his death. FML
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
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dontlookman 20
Tell your dad he'll meet his favorite character soon enough if he doesn't turn it back on.
Eliseopwns 22
Denial is a preliminary stage of grief, my friend. Hang tight for the long ride.
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Comments (231)
pax14 10
Who the ***** favorite character is Noah lol
lol_mar11 8
Coming from a huge fan of TWD I understand your dad on a very personal level.
___abigail___ 3
I ******* regret coming down here
kyle101VIDEO 6
Spoilers much?
diagnosisscience 13
Spoilers dude!!!
Carebear_09 13
FYI, it takes a while for them to screen FMLs & actually post it on the forum, especially when it's in regards to TV show spoilers. His dad's favorite character may have been one of the huge deaths from a few episodes ago...
PearlyPeacocks 1
Everybody ate Chris
bab3ruthl3ss 16
At least 8 or 9 people have already parroted the same joke from Talking Dead.
Thor1012 28
Yeah way to go spoiler alert! You definitely deserve it! Some of us in other countries have to wait a day or two to see it!!!
Blaisey 22
Oh No(ah)
sprints54 19
It's just a TV show tell him to chill out