Intimacy: Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened... - FML

By bad surprise - 26/01/2009 21:45 - United States

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Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

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Monday 16 February 2009 16:39

LOL but i thought that's why people DO use toilets?

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Saturday 21 February 2009 6:29

what, you're scared of his shit?

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infantrygirl 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:26

Umm... toilets don't use hot water. They use cold. Flushing the toilet would make it get hot faster. FYI. (If you don't believe me, have someone flush a toilet while you're in the shower. It'll get wicked hot for a while.)

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Monday 16 February 2009 16:39

LOL but i thought that's why people DO use toilets?

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Friday 20 February 2009 4:21

#6 LOL

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Saturday 21 February 2009 6:29

what, you're scared of his shit?

jbo_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 19:51

My husband does that at least twice a week. I hate it!!

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Thursday 5 March 2009 1:53

#3 is right but I still never flush toilet while shower is on. Grade A "sneak a shit while she thinks ur in the shower" move gone wrong

wanderingidiot 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:31

LOL to #9!!!! right on man!

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Thursday 12 March 2009 4:55

calm down its not a big deal, my boyfriend asks me to look at his shit sometimes. yeah, its gross. you get used to it. lol

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Friday 20 March 2009 2:31

LOL this made my night

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Thursday 26 March 2009 22:07

AHHAHAHAHA

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