Drunk, Weird and Animals: Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 03:41 - United States - Houston

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

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Spencyy 18

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:15

Well did he succeed?

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Saturday 10 January 2015 16:15

Obviously the logical thing to do.

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Spencyy 18

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:15

Well did he succeed?

khaoticpanda 28

Saturday 10 January 2015 17:01

Of course! No opossum in their right minds turns down a good time like that!

rieebee 23

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:15

Obviously the logical thing to do.

Alessia1269 14

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:17

I would have accepted to have a drinking buddy if I was the opossum lol

lyricalservant 21

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:18

At least, he's dumb

Joshwarrior 39

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:18

What better way to train than with steak and liquor (: they'll be best friends by the end of the night

Hollywoodgirl79 18

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:18

Not my first choice in pets but to each his own I suppose

feven 32

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:18

F the opossums life.

sullivankeara 25

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:21

Sounds like my kinda party!

Jasim 17

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:26

Well, he's generous.

weveallbeenthere 30

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:27

that would be a cool pet. hope it works.

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