Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Dad priorities
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
I'm always right
Today, my dad got mad at me because after he told me that when I'm not going anywhere to stop putting on perfume, I told him I wasn't wearing any. I took a shower this morning, my hair is still wet. When I tried to explain this, he got pissed and said that I just needed to accept when he told me I was wrong and shit. FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
*shrinks into corner*
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
That's as awkward as wanking it with your left hand.
Keyman1212 14
Am I the only one who just now realized there are scented tampons?!?
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Comments (189)
pepelittle9 0
Waaaaiiittt why would u need SCENTED tampons HOW DO U SMELL THEM ANYWAY!
zombicidal 11
What do you need scented tampons in the first place soak up the fish and blood smell?
shrimpygymnast 9
thats awks
gleeklove 2
Embarrassing.... :0
sabbb_fml 0
Haha yesss!
CanadianChickie 9
Enjoy your yeast infection.
Ishinebrightly 8
Scented tampons smell good!! :D
malpal8 3
shiiiitaay
KaelaKhaotic 5
Why does your dad have tampons in the first place..?
jessiek91 1
hormone replacement therapy doesn't "cause breast cancer". it's just a possibility. it's one of the risks you take. but the risks you take by not getting hormone replacement therapy can include things from hair growth to osteoporosis. you need to do your research. also, they recommend 4 periods a year but if you think about it, there was a time when women started getting pregnant and 15 or 16 and continued to be constantly pregnant until they either grew too old to have kids or they died. and they were fine considering how little knowledge they had about medical care.