ohaifml
United States
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
tbree
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Dammit...
United States
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
love_to_live
Waupun, United States
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
hellishome
Dad priorities
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Angelica
United States
Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML
Roomie pay rent plz
Hicksville, United States
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
wiper
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
Anonymous
Crestview, United States
I'm always right
Today, my dad got mad at me because after he told me that when I'm not going anywhere to stop putting on perfume, I told him I wasn't wearing any. I took a shower this morning, my hair is still wet. When I tried to explain this, he got pissed and said that I just needed to accept when he told me I was wrong and shit. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Ally
*shrinks into corner*
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
That's as awkward as wanking it with your left hand.
Keyman1212 14
Am I the only one who just now realized there are scented tampons?!?
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Comments (189)
Enigmax2514 7
And your dad knows so much about all these, why?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I don't see the point of scented tampons. Once it's inside you, nobody can smell it.. Scented pads make sense but tampons, eh I don't get it.
CherryBomb511 3
Dad deserves a scented tampon up the ass.....
tayza249 20
I hate when people argue with the cashier, they don't set the prices! Ignorant people..
kiki_05 0
Men with spouses, daughters, girlfriends and in some odd cases moms should know about these kinda of things on my very first date with my now husband he bought me pads it's not that bad it's a part of life I am sure half the guys here have had their mom buy them jock straps, some kind of lotion and a pair of socks don't you think she knows what you are doing with them???? Grow up peoples it's life some times you have to do things you sooo don't want to do
Jormantha 0
I would like to introduce you to punctuation.
kiki_05 0
No thanks I already have met her and I don't liked her much....I've never claimed to be good at writing stuff I am on my phone and to be honest I am to old to care
daniel1991 0
Tampon and dad dont go together...
martron3000 5
Tell your Dad he shouldn't be using scented tampons as car air freshners anyway!
syed121417 22
This comment made me die of laughter
booiloveeyou 0
ROFL..bahaha
kmeredith 8
Scented tampons? Thats ridiculous! I don't often have anyone's nose down their on my period and not that I have ever smelled it but it would smell the same coming out anyway! It's doubtful it would make any difference. If your clean and hygienic there really shouldn't be any smell anyway! Plus it would be very unhealthy to have anything scented up there I imagine! I see this as being just as pointless as coloured tampons- useless!
ReynshineCutting 10
Seriously? Menstrual blood has 0 odor as long as you're clean and hygienic? You must have magic period powers or something then.
Kinder93_fml 3
Agreed. It'd be weird if there was absolutely no smell whatsoever.
Jormantha 0
Their - indicates ownership There - indicates location. They're - contraction indicating they are.
sasokai 0
Well im sure the strawberry svenyed ones r netter then orange scenting ones
teh_uber_muffin 3
First of all... -BLEUGH!!!- Second of all, you fail.