Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Dad priorities
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
I'm always right
Today, my dad got mad at me because after he told me that when I'm not going anywhere to stop putting on perfume, I told him I wasn't wearing any. I took a shower this morning, my hair is still wet. When I tried to explain this, he got pissed and said that I just needed to accept when he told me I was wrong and shit. FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
*shrinks into corner*
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
That's as awkward as wanking it with your left hand.
Keyman1212 14
Am I the only one who just now realized there are scented tampons?!?
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Comments (189)
dhollis61 1
Does he have a lot of nose bleeds?
MissSunshinexox 0
Haha shimmycocopuffs?
iamfabio1990 12
Its true though... way too overpriced. Just make your own :)
SugarCrazy 14
A box of tampons is only a few dollars...supplies to make them would cost a hell of a lot more. Not to mention it would be very unsanitary and unsafe.
sillymcjews 0
lol i like how your a dude and you're saying that
MotherHen88 4
Do those tampons keep the bears away? Cuz they can sense your period.
alanalovesyou 0
They make scented tampons??
JayJ17 7
Scented tampons? What has this world come to. Why pay for scented ones when you can have the natural fish one.
j_cat187 20
WTF Do they come in fresh pine?
leadman1989 16
Scent of a lady. :3
DirtyPicture_fml 0
Dads are ******* hilarious .
zombiekitten87 12
You know, maybe your dad is tired of paying more for that fresh, clean scent when he's on his period. You should be more understanding. Sorry, that must have been awkward... I wonder why most parents are oblivious to the fact that they are highly embarrassing?
boredinmath27 0
Bloody fish smell cancels out scented one. Tell your pops to by the unscented ones and some common sense while he's at it.
captainfalcon7 0
Does he use them for bloody noses?? that's probably want them scented.