ohaifml
United States
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
tbree
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Dammit...
United States
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
love_to_live
Waupun, United States
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
hellishome
Dad priorities
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Angelica
United States
Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML
Roomie pay rent plz
Hicksville, United States
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
wiper
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
Anonymous
Crestview, United States
I'm always right
Today, my dad got mad at me because after he told me that when I'm not going anywhere to stop putting on perfume, I told him I wasn't wearing any. I took a shower this morning, my hair is still wet. When I tried to explain this, he got pissed and said that I just needed to accept when he told me I was wrong and shit. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Ally
*shrinks into corner*
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
That's as awkward as wanking it with your left hand.
Keyman1212 14
Am I the only one who just now realized there are scented tampons?!?
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Comments (189)
leadman1989 16
I'll lie with you and just forget the world. :)
hbbs93 6
This is why men don't have periods.
gunman15 4
That's not a fathers job
kiki_05 0
If ops mom died or ran out on her the who's job is it
nadorahb 0
This is why young females should have someone to ask so the father wouldn't be there. Hell my ex bf would LEAVE the condom aisle when buying condoms. Come on people. Facts of life.
Jormantha 0
Scented tampons?
kamineko 4
scented tampons? wtf? are they scented with rosemary and thyme to make a genuine blood sausage?
Calyx_fml 22
The flavored ones are even more expensive.
Forodin 0
How is this a FML? Your dad cares enough about u to get into an argument over YOUR SUPPLIES. You don't deserve anything more than straw tampons. Ungrateful
PinkFun1969 9
Tell your dad not to kill the messanger!
storm1217 5
Don't have a smelly ******.