By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
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ImKindaABigDeal 6

shoulda said "no I got moms abnormally large one"

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DocBastard 38

Even if you did inherit it, his abnormally small penis was still large enough to spawn you. Get over it.

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ImKindaABigDeal 6

maybe that's what OP is so worried about!

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BabyLuis 0

he wasnt drunk :)

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FYLDeep 25

Of course he's drunk. You can only expel so much alcohol from your body at a time when you have to force it through such an incredibly small penis.

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xdomination 2

lmfao!! xD nice one

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cheerchika 0

lol u should of said yes but mine fires lasers (my bf wanted me to say that) lol

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EmoGiana 0

In my head.. that doesn't look very nice..

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bachooka 5

tell your boyfriend those aren't lasers, it's syphilis.

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jacobjackolanter 0

haha bf? poor guy.xDD

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gusgus36 5

if you didn't, then there is no FML here...it was just awkward. and if you did inherit it, I'm sure you knew by now that it was small and didn't just now find out because your dad said that...

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cheerchika 0

just the fact that his dad said that to him is definitely an fml.

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