By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 00:30 - United States
Leverathin tells us more.
For anyone that's following this, the cops were called. I was on the phone with my insurance company due to him not having any kind of insurance. Next thing I know the cops are busting into the building with shields and rifles
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WTF!!!!! :)
WTF x 2
Give me a....W! Give me a....T! Give me a....F! What does that spell? WTF!
haha 6 change Ur many to u rock Couse u freaking do ;)
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the ****?
C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!
29... just read the fml lol
oooh country joe!!! woodstock!
wait I don't get why op gotta pay for the damage wats a welfare if I were op this is wat I would say, " Today, my neighbor accidentally blew up my car with a cannon and I accidentally blew up his face with a RPG, WIN!"
and this is why all welfare recipients should be drug tested.
Exactly what I was thinking. Why the **** does OP's neighbour have a cannon?
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Show it anywaysucks to be you!
well, you can sue him
The ****? How can he make a cannon while on welfare? What? I'd report him THEN sue him. And to be on the safe side, a restraining order.
To be honest, the insurance report for an incident like this probably should have a police report with it.
Generally in the US, it's legal if the cannon doesn't cross the line into the 'destructive device' category. Most muzzle-loaded antique style or salute cannons are OK. State law imposes additional restrictions though, and firing projectiles from them is right on the line of legality, so if it's what you're into, you'd better have done your homework! Still, none of that absolves you of liability for damage done by firing one. With freedom comes responsibility.
u should by an artilery cannon and blow his house up
haha I would(:
don't be stupid. Just put your hand over the barrel next time :-)
Is your neighbor named Johann Pachelbel?
No, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
Yes, like Pachelbel's Canon . . .
just say to him "die menya dengi moodak pizda!"
Johann Sebastian Bach FTW!!!
hahaha that's genius :D
shitty deal!
you should conceive a baby from the neighbor and his son. double the child support. find a way to show the government he has a high paying job and walla. you're done.
"Walla" huh?
...that one never ceases to amaze me...
I hope you meant voila instead of walla because walla isn't a word
Yes it is. Arabic I guess. Meaning something like "that's it" maybe
57 walla is an Arabic word actually....
So are we going to ignore the fact that OP can't conceive a baby with his neighbor?
I'm interested in how a man can concieve with 2 other men
Dunno, but might be fun trying.
walla walla. |the kid|
A guy on welfare should not be waisting his time or money playing with or making cannons, if he is stupid enough to fire a cannon towards anything of any value he should be paying for it. I would charge him.
I think there's a law that states if you are on welfare then you shall not own a cannon... if there's no such law there should be
Yeah, you can get a lien on the guys house to secure your judgment if you sue and he files bK.
If you had decent insurance you weren't afraid to use they'd probably have given you a rental car...
and who the hell pays for the new car?
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can i get a wtf?
Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day... WTF was your neighbor doing with a ******* canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)