Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were going to sext before going to...

By anon - 10/01/2015 02:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to sext before going to sleep. It was very late, but I said I'd stay up for him. He sent a text asking me if I was ready. Me replying "yes" was the last thing I remember before I fell asleep on my horny boyfriend. FML

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By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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Play along

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

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clumsylobster 17

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:00

If it makes you feel better, he probably gave up and just watched ****

JMichael 25

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:00

It happens. If he cares for more than just the sex he'll understand.

Comments

JMichael 25

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:00

It happens. If he cares for more than just the sex he'll understand.

Miss_Chevious 37

Saturday 10 January 2015 15:38

yeah at least she didn't fall asleep during it right?

_kyleG_ 34

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:00

It happens- you're only human; he should understand

clumsylobster 17

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:00

If it makes you feel better, he probably gave up and just watched ****

GrimReefer66 29

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:01

That's alright, I'm sure he's an understanding guy. (Hopefully) I do feel for your boyfriend though..him just on his phone waiting. Oh the sorrow.

rossea 21

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:02

Catch up on some good snooze while he patiently awaited your description of a ******?

killer0689 20

Saturday 10 January 2015 15:56

other things do count in a sexting rather than just directly jumping on to ******

Wolfparable 22

Saturday 10 January 2015 16:42

I could be mistaken but I think you're NEVER supposed to jump on them

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 11 January 2015 1:37

nah, wasn't that a dr. seuss book? hop on pussy?

greencurtains74 11

Saturday 10 January 2015 13:04

That's not really a big deal. I'll bet you'll try again tomorrow...horny teens :p

Vitotaylor36 13

Saturday 10 January 2015 19:56

How do you know they are teens?

greencurtains74 11

Saturday 10 January 2015 23:40

the fact that she is distressed about falling asleep on her bf leads me to believe so. Plus, rarely do people out of their 20s sext. So it's likely they're horny young people in any case.