By anon - 10/01/2015 02:13 - United States - Dallas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were going to sext before going to sleep. It was very late, but I said I'd stay up for him. He sent a text asking me if I was ready. Me replying "yes" was the last thing I remember before I fell asleep on my horny boyfriend. FML
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clumsylobster 17
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If it makes you feel better, he probably gave up and just watched porn

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JMichael 25

It happens. If he cares for more than just the sex he'll understand.

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JMichael 25

It happens. If he cares for more than just the sex he'll understand.

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Miss_Chevious 37
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yeah at least she didn't fall asleep during it right?

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_kyleG_ 34
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It happens- you're only human; he should understand

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clumsylobster 17
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If it makes you feel better, he probably gave up and just watched porn

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GrimReefer66 29

That's alright, I'm sure he's an understanding guy. (Hopefully) I do feel for your boyfriend though..him just on his phone waiting. Oh the sorrow.

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rossea 21
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Catch up on some good snooze while he patiently awaited your description of a vagina?

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killer0689 20
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other things do count in a sexting rather than just directly jumping on to vagina

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Wolfparable 22
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I could be mistaken but I think you're NEVER supposed to jump on them

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foxwasalamb 24
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nah, wasn't that a dr. seuss book? hop on pussy?

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greencurtains74 11
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That's not really a big deal. I'll bet you'll try again tomorrow...horny teens :p

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Vitotaylor36 13
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How do you know they are teens?

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greencurtains74 11
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the fact that she is distressed about falling asleep on her bf leads me to believe so. Plus, rarely do people out of their 20s sext. So it's likely they're horny young people in any case.

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MrConcise 34
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Better than falling asleep during and blue balling him.

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78apollo78 3
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He'd probably still get blue balls

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Jasim 17
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It's a bummer sometimes but you're only human and he should find it funny and cute.

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killer0689 20
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poor fellow.. u ditched his D

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sstahpp 33
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Well thank fuck for porn

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