Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
Today, my dad and stepmom came back from a very expensive two-month trip across the world. When they got home, they had more gifts for their cat than for me. FML
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
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golden_warrior 23
someone is not getting a gift on Father's Day
flashback.miss 28
My dad had an awesome time in Arizona and all I got was this lousy lotion. When his birthday rolls around, be sure to return the favour.
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Comments (77)
aeonsoul 12
I love lotion, but he could have done better I guess
kidsgotastinky 11
Sirfaps a lot
k_lylepad 19
Happy Father's Day??
SS99_fml 20
Hey here's a clever prank: 1. Accept the gift graciously 2. Wrap it. 3. Surprise him saying you have a gift. 4.Buy him a car. 5.Put the lotion in the car. 6. SHOW HIM HIS CRAPPY FATHER'S DAY GIFT! That should show him!!!
Welshite 40
I don't know about you, but I would consider a new car an awesome gift.
SS99_fml 20
I was being sarcastic...
Willisbosh 5
Wut
Wizardo 34
Its not just any lotion. Its the most beautifully scented, light, non-greasy fap lotion OP's dad has ever used - have fun with your present...
perdix 31
It's not about money, money, money. It could have been the most thoughtful gift of the bunch. Maybe you have dry, scaly skin holding in your materialistic heart.
CocaColaPepsi 13
Ouch, well atleast you now know where you stand with him in your relationship. Now you don't have to spend a bunch of money on his Fathers Day present! But still that really sucks but you'll get through it, I'm sure you're a great, strong person!
CocaColaPepsi 13
Ouch, well at least you now know where you stand with him in your relationship. Now you don't have to spend a bunch of money on his Fathers Day present! But still that really sucks but you'll get through it, I'm sure you're a great, strong person!
Kauphy 12
Slap a bow on it and give it to him for Father's Day. He'll probably end up getting more out of it than you.
PrussiaisAwesome 15
Sometimes a gift given in spite is worse than no gift at all.