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By boopadoop / Thursday 20 October 2011 17:35 / United States
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  Laners561769  |  9

Before you blow your load, Properly cover your choade.

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  Laners561769  |  9

Before you blow your load, Properly cover your choade.

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  hinchkongfang  |  0

81, that was lame... Doubly lame one would say...

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  exleonhart  |  0

Who seriously says "nuff said" anymore?

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  Dreamkiller51  |  5

151- I do when your mom sucked my balls

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  odexy  |  12

lol really? Tampons are designed to fit in a way that you shouldn't be able to feel it if inserted properly... And as far as a condom goes it's kind of just a thin piece of latex as opposed to a few inch thick penis :/

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  bearnblue  |  0

I do nuff said

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161- it has to do with the thickness of whatever is in your vagina. When tampons get larger you can feel them, condoms by themselves are designed to be as thin as possible so you feel more pleasure. Really though it has a lot to do with the friction. If a guy just stuck his penis in you and sat there you would really be able to feel it too much after a while. It's like if you put a penny on your hand after a minute or two you can't feel the penny anymore.

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There is nerves on the outer edge and above the vagina which get tugged in the motion. There are no nerves inside most of the vagina since hello, baby's come out there.

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  tittymagic  |  0

So he was under the covers, trying to eat out a condom from your pussy... Wow he would have to stick his tongue inside of it to pull it out.

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  Monii_Harlz  |  11

So im guessing it's your first sex experience? Your gonna be tight, so there is the chance you pulled it off and continuing to have sex most likely have pushed it further up "the tunnel" lol

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  GuitarFail123  |  9

haha win^^

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  Saltime  |  0

I'm not on it?! *drowns in own tears*

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  murlocholmes  |  5

I just want to make EvilPotato's So-So list... Then, i can work my way up through the ranks, until that fateful day that I may have the courage to turn on him and make some delicious, delicious French fries....

By  every1luvsboners  |  11

Can he yell in there and hear an echo? His penis is extra small or you're extra large.

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Cmars, you can try to make an excuse for your stumpy boy-toys, but that's not how or why it happens.

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  cmars3  |  7

35- I'm not making any excuses at all. Condoms never work with me, I have talked to a doctor and they told me I'm better off on the pill because I'm too small and they will keep falling off. And don't judge what you know nothing off.

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There are guys that take the pill. Don't question me, crackercunt.

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Shut-up. My point is that you obviously have a medical condition. If the OP has the same medical condition this wouldn't be a FML. Loosen up a little, geez.

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  cmars3  |  7

Not having a big vagina is a medical condition? Well thanks for the concern but every test and doctor has said I'm normal.lol Women can strengthen their muscles in that area, it's called kegels. The only difference is that I didn't have to.

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  13FTW  |  9

You see 72, us "regulars" stick up for each other when we aren't trying to beat the shit out of each other with our boners or flockzing amongst each other. You aren't welcome round these parts.

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  SmallyBigs  |  9

95- since when are you a regular? Boners is a regular, but he's not funny in my opinion. Look at all the thumb downs he's getting. BUT GOD FORBID US SOMEONE INSULTS BONERS. The fan boys will rage.

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  13FTW  |  9

Welllll, since I post on most every FML and have almost as many comments as boner, I wouldn't consider myself a stranger? Also on several favorite commenter lists such as the badass EvilPotato, himself. Don't hate on boners cause you have no fans.

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  DoubleDose  |  0

Cmar, yes you Are not normal, normal women's vaginas don't pull of condoms off of ducks otherwise All women would get pregnant. Also, don't insult people who comment excessively because they tend to have a ton of blind followers that take their side no matter what the arguement. Just a life lesson. =)

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  srsly555  |  0

*yer ... Ps. All vajay-jays most certainly do NOT. Look the same. Some look weird as shit...maybe you should change your username to iloveboners cuz it sure sounds like you aren't seeing too much pussy

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

Goddamn what is this, high school? Take your dumbass popularity contests elsewhere. It doesn't matter if cmar is new, there was nothing wrong with her comments. End of bullshit.

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  MattRoseen  |  12

I don't understand why everyone's being dicks to cmars? Namely every1luvsboners. All cmars did was comment and boners started ripping her a new one. Cmars's comment was legit, to the point, and perfectly fine. Boners-stop starting shit on FML and get a new hobby.

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  Zaffro  |  8

Or he used one too small and it came off through vigorous motion. (although the pain of getting the thing on should have warned him if that was the case)

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Or perhaps the condom was placed on the penis, and the penis with the condom on then into the vagina and repeatedly pulled out and reinserted creating friction and a tug-and-pull sensation on the dick and condom combined, therefore causing the two to be pulled into the vagina as he attempts to pull them both out. Luckily (and hopefully) his dick is attached to his body and so his pull is the stronger force of the two on it, but the condom is not attached to either body and slipped off due to superior force and/or friction. But thats just a guess

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  jallred254  |  4

KIDS ARE HEREEEEE!

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  cmars3  |  7

Not always the case

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  marpay  |  11

Pretty sure the morning after pill is readily available. Plus most smart couples use two forms of birth control. So she may be on the pill as well.

By  GlobalElephant  |  16

What the hell? Was it not itchy or something?

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