Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML
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rosierosierosie 0
i'd hate you too
wannabesinger 16
Did you forget the purpose of headlights? I mean come on now, people drive down dark roads without any streetlights just fine, they don't go running into poles. And if you ran into a pole because you were shocked that he liked you, then that's just pathetic
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Comments (83)
cmac86 24
you must really be a ditz in person. who the hell hits a lightpole in an empty parking lot, muchless totals a car?! that takes some work.
FerrariCake 2
He hates you because you apparently misunderstood what he wanted. He probably said he wanted to drive you in his truck. That's why he told you to keep the lights off.
CloudEnvy 17
So dark the headlights didn't work. Fyl.
Improbability 0
Not fake, cause it's not any stretch of the imagination for me to see my teenage sister and her friends pulling this off. Their lives revolve around two things: use some exaggerated language (like totaled when it might have a crumpled headlight) and blame everything stupid you do on something else. Never take personal responsibility. It was dark, you hear? Dark! I'm totally innocent. Not. YDI.
Brey1013 0
uhm headlights?
cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0
this doesn't really....wait...dumbledore must've been there with his deluminator to take away all of the street lights and the car's headlights! now i get it! it makes perfect sense!
CaptainPat 0
1- If its dark why the hell didn't you turn on the head lights? 2- every single parking lot i have ever been in has street lights, not to mention lights from the building(s) the lot is for, or surrounding buildings. 3- HOW THE HELL did you manage to TOTAL a truck by hitting a pole in a parking lot? Were you going 60, and the pole was the size of a street light pole or something? if so then it must of been pretty visible.
phatdaddy 0
It's both of your faults. Yours for not using the headlights. His for letting a woman drive when there was a perfectly able-bodied guy there to do it.
Shaun32 0
If it wasn't a new car then it makes sense. Totalling a car is just when the cost to fix it would be more than the cost to replace it. If this was an older truck that wasn't worth much in the first place, then it could have easily been totalled. Now, I do agree with the others' confusion about why headlights were not used.
ti3n_t 0
I don't understand why this is a FML. I thought it was convention that women do such things at the wheel :S