Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML
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rosierosierosie 0
i'd hate you too
wannabesinger 16
Did you forget the purpose of headlights? I mean come on now, people drive down dark roads without any streetlights just fine, they don't go running into poles. And if you ran into a pole because you were shocked that he liked you, then that's just pathetic
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shesosweet24 0
why the hell would you drive HIS car. you idiot. you totally deserve it.
KillaKanibus 0
Wow...well, that's more his fault than yours. Haha. NEVER let some1else drive your car unless you're too drunk to do it.
Sickillsells 0
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hetizmij 0
Why would you drive a truck in an empty parking lot? If you don't have your licence then it is just stupid of the both of you. If you do then still you should have noticed the pole, but it can happen. He is a jerk if he would hate you for that. A car can be repaired.
letitbe56 0
No, if it's totaled it means the repairs are so expensive that it costs less to get a new car. Hopefully he can still get insurance to cover it; if not, he might be able to sell the old one for parts if enough of them are still intact.
Finnboghi 0
Insurance won't pay him a cent; if she's not a registered driver for the vehicle (or worse, doesn't have a license at all), then any self-inflicted damage doesn't fall under the umbrella of your protection. The insurance /should/ at least cover the repairs to the pole she hit, since it's liability and not personal damages.
Schlampe_34 0
Lesson for today: Don't give Road Head when you're the one driving.
EmoKidsFail 0
when i read the post i automatically assumed it was because he was teaching her stick... I don't know why else she'd have to beg to drive and and need to drive it in an empty parking lot. well, this happened to me once but not as bad. my new boyfriend got a car and tried to teach me stick the day he got it in a parking lot... well its old and diesel and i guess if you don't put the clutch in when braking it will not stall and it will not stop either so i hit a fire hydrant. but i definitely didn't come close to totaling it. anyways i figure this situation is similar to mine but she still deserves it. just like i deserved it.
nofimsux 0
i agree with everyone else, HEADLIGHTS!!!! Jeez! You totally deserved that. IT WAS AN EMPTY PARKING LOT! It's not "FML". It's "you're and idiot who doesn't know what headlights are and drove into a pole in an empty parking lot."
duggtodeath 0
Why weren't you in the kitchen?
Ninjaface 0
The real reason he hates you is because your headlights aren't big enough for you to have avoided this. On the bright side, you got to ram a pole, just not the one you were hoping to.
scarroll 0
OP is obviously being metiphoric. The guy she likes agreed to have sex with her for the first time in an empty parking lot and she accidently crushed his dick because it was too dark for her to aim her pussy properly as she was mounting him. Drive=****, pole/truck=****, "and" was supposed to be his, and totaled=snapped in half. (also I just accidentally submited this as a fml so ignore that)